Ugh, did Jim bring Mary Jean on air again?

The creepiest part about that is you know he watches her porn all the time

How the fuck do you go from THAT

to THIS

Wait, who is this?

some skitzo

even the Lord makes mistakes

God is not an ugly narcissistic nigger whore.

I love children. I have a hard drive full of them.

Number of file-trade partners I've met on reddit: 48

Fuck. This always make me fucking laugh.

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holy shit all those 1 liners in your log

I'll reach way down and pat you on the head someday.

Do you still want to trade humiliating sex for pills?

Literally the best type of woman, just don’t leave them alone in your house.

Shaniqua with the good hair

Age

Same 😊

Please breastfeed me

Is this you? I could almost forgive the monstrosity growing inside you if it is.

Do you like white dudes with average sized dicks and anger issues?

I’d only beat you when we fuck

Good man. I'd beat her when she wakes up in the morning.

Nothing like a good beating to start the morning right.

imagine getting threatened and later dumped by the same guy. nice choices, stupid.

Stop posting pics of yourself here you ugly narcissistic whore.

Hahaha I bet you were since you instantaneously downvoted my comment 57 minutes ago and sat there in anger as you watched the upvotes come in. You are a pathetic cunt who needs to spend this reddit time with a psychologist.

Very curious downvotes are coming in 😂 not that curious though it's you, your alts, or white knight faggots you have on standby. Either way you do know plenty of people hate seeing your ugly face and your narcissism ruin this sub.

Keep instantaneously downvoting in anger you cunt, it totally shows I don't get to you 😂

You're riding her dick so badly, you can't get enough of her. This whole exchange looks like when one of us hits a nerve with Joe

Oof try harder you white knight faggot

Act like a cunty ex-girlfriend some more.

So did sams seed tell you she likes you more than a friend yet?

Tongue my ass, whore.

Fuckhead, look at how stupid you sound. We're on a fucking subreddit, who is trying to date anybody? I'm here to make fun of faggy behavior like yours, plain and simple

Hahaha so she isn't, then.

So you won't even deny that you're acting like a faggot? Okay

You won't deny you wish sams seed liked you more than a friend 😂

I already said I'm on the board to make fun of faggots like you, I don't give a fuck about any single person on here. We're all strangers. You, on the other hand, obsess over one stranger in particular to the point where it's laughable and everyone makes fun of you

obsess over one stranger in particular

I never seek the cunt out, she spams this board so it isn't hard to come across her, no pun intended.

to the point where it's laughable and everyone makes fun of you

What's laughably is when a white knight faggot pretends like he knows or speaks for everyone here like he's a little girl at her own birthday party 😂😂😂😂😂

Keep using retarded emojis, I'm sure everyone reading agrees with you and thinks you're hilarious. Drink bleach dumb faggot

everyone

The best part about this is it demonstrates what a frail, scared faggot you are that you have to rely on consensus.

Did you just say "appeal to consensus"? Fucking community college English teacher over here

You'd be lucky to even get into a community college. And no I'm not bitching, I'm pointing it out.

Waste more energy on me, cumstain 😂

I hope a semi T-bones you and you burn to death in the wreckage. That took 0 effort to say

We're on a fucking subreddit, who is trying to date anybody?

/u/JohnDough911

Just send her a dick pic and threaten to rape her like all of the rest of us and move on.

I would rather fuck the trans.

You’re approaching u/johndough911 levels of faggotry, sir.

Anyone who thinks "Tefft" is humorous should be drowned.

I didn’t put much thought in my username, I was too busy coming up with faggot conspiracy theories about upvotes and downvotes.

Absolute wife material. btw, I think you're cute and I'm not a weirdo.

Just don't cross her or you'll be in the barrel, boo hoo.

Which for a girl like this means with your tires slashed, a brick through your front window and a couple dozen stab wounds with a pair of scissors.

If she didn’t have that tumor on her stomach, she might be wifeable

Nice meth mouth, stupid.

I'd really like to take you to dinner, talk about stuff, maybe kiss you....

It’s like a cute girl had asymmetric features photoshopped in.

She looks like a young Mary Jean.

I think it’s cool you don’t shave your cunt and what not. 😊

Casanova over here

In Africa no one would consider you to be a black person.

Of all the places to attention-seek, you choose the one with fruity British accents; fat, cross-eyed thiefs and baby hurdlers.

Is that a new Olympic event?

It damn well should be.

"My brain warps reality, to the point where I might think you're a home invader & I will shoot you" That's our pretty little psycho

Is this Linz Bella? She has that same "pug who smells something foul" face.

Lol that other poster was right about the OP downvoting in literal seconds.

Is that linzibella or samseed?

Woaa you straight up Aztec, We wuz Feathered Serpents and shieet.

Ton madre ficky ficky con los wetbackos, mui bien.

Not as bad as I previously thought. I think I called you a 4 one time maybe that was rude.

One eye of this side of the head, one eye on the other side of the head. Fatty belly-button deposit like "what do you want from me?"

(not pictured: kuato)

look at that degenerate face! somebody rape her.