By far, the absolute top masterstroke of the opieandanthony journey isn’t our museum-quality artistic renditions, our Pulitzer-winning documentaries, or our tireless contribution to the realm of psychological studies in the systematic mental breakdown of a fat science fiction author. No, our single greatest achievement is still very well on its way, in the making.

It’s Layla Cumia.

I cannot possibly conceive of a situation that is in any way similar to what we’ve already accomplished with Joe’s daughter. In five, ten, fifteen years, when this sub, hopefully this shithole website, and nana are all gone the way of Roe- the internet is still forever. The years and years of compounded history we’ve created here will last forever. And one day, she’s gonna find it. Joe can’t keep her away from this forever. During her adolescence, or her early young adult years, Layla will find this the archives and memories place, and she will see it all.

Layla Cumia is our longest running joke. Far into the future when the bit is long dead she will be the one to come and find the pieces. And the best part? She’s just a single, random normal girl, who happens to be tangentially related to a washed up shock jock. She’s no one, and this no one has an entire universe of years of original content dedicated to humiliating every aspect of her family name. And she’ll find it one day.

I find this prospect to be utterly fascinating, that we’ve created this world, this odyssey of cyberbulling greatness that will long outlast its contributors and will lie patiently in wait for Layla to one day come and find pick over the pieces. So this message here is for you, Layla, when you’ve found this and are reading through it ten or fifteen years in the future:

Your dad’s a deadbeat Faggot Nigger.