Because the corners of his mouth piss me off and because he's a toddler-headed faggot. Are those good enough reasons for you, my little sweet summer child?

Did somebody mention children?

Number of times I've thought about children today: 26

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A RAPIST

Bold but fair

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Because he thinks he's famous

His smug demeanor and his lust for children. Isn’t that enough?

Because he told Trump to fuck a pineapple. Nah just kidding it's the child fucking and awful writing but mostly the forced child fucking.

He stole that from Little Nivky

Because he made fun of Andy Dick one time and we did not take kindly to his disrespect.

It's unfair to judge him solely on unproven allegations, we all know children tell tall tales.

Instead, focus on the hilariously unreadable pedophilic smut he publishes and calls "Sci-Fi"

I'll tell you why I don't like you, you're giving the fat faggot ammo to shut us down by using his name, you fucking idiot

You got called out for being a fucking idiot by the one good mod already, and you acted like a bitch when he did it. What exactly are you trying to prove?

Patrick S. Tomlinson's reddit username is patrickstomlinson. Should be fine.

Fair enough.

Because he thinks hes more interesting than he really is. Which of course comes with the punishment of death.

Children