DUUUUUUDE, YA GOT YA BROWN DOG, YA GOT YA WHITE DOG, YA TELL YA WIFE YA GONNA TAKE EM FOR A WALK; BOOM, DUDE, YA GO EAT A PASTRAMI ON RYE DUDE

I'm pretty sure he did already, those dogs have been dead for a while now.

Yet Bister Balloodigins is still doing fine under the care of a 12% retard

It's at least 20%

Specifically a quarter retard

Ya know what dude. Ya got your mr. maloonagins.

He is starting to look a little Asian