Let's get Sam Roberts killed (accidentally).

0  2019-04-27 by Karl_Childers_Blade

I'll send you a hundred bucks once you are in prison. That's a lot of good soap and ramen for a month!

11 comments

1  SibHashian13 2019-04-27

No! No ! We need to watch this creature age.

1  Karl_Childers_Blade 2019-04-27

Fuck, good point Sibby.

1  Mod_Impersonator 2019-04-27

Yea, it's rare to observe a prehistoric specimen like Sam.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27

I'd almost do it for free, so $100 for Sam Roberts' life sounds about right.

1  Karl_Childers_Blade 2019-04-27

I agree, but Sam like Sib said is almost a Nat Geo discovery. I'm kinda interested in his "evolution" now.

1  KarlosMarkas 2019-04-27

brb fbi

1  Karl_Childers_Blade 2019-04-27

I'm an ex-felon degenerate, the FBI has my number brothaman.

1  KarlosMarkas 2019-04-27

Liar. Pretty sure stealing vapes is just a misdemeanor.

1  Karl_Childers_Blade 2019-04-27

Lmao I love you.

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-27

Looks like he's killing himself with his all tendies, no sunlight diet.

1  Karl_Childers_Blade 2019-04-27

I'd make Sam lay on a beach to get some sun before he is hypothetically killed by one of the sub members. ALL HYPOTHETICAL PIGS lol