Ugly childhood girlfriend he stayed together with because they share the same gay fucking hobbies. All these faggots are the same.

He’s also probably (hopefully) 19

19 year olds dont play skyrim

Oh grandpa

I hope they both die on their wedding day

Me too but within a day of each other.

Is it okay if it's the same incident but one death is instant but the other is on life support for a while?

One should definitely have to cling on to their loved one and watch the life drift away from their eyes. Without a doubt.

Then they can die.

Guys!

I hope both their dads die of a heart attack

Woah. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even anyone from even though karmic ally it makes sense.

Is English your first language?

Reading back over that mess, apparently not.

He's marrying a vegetable.

I know she loves me- but her saying I made her happy turned me into a sloppy pussy. This should end well.

Women never get tired of fucking super emotional sensitive guys that mostly play video games and watch Marvel movies. They know how to make a girl cum.

50 bucks says she's getting side cock

I’d add a zero to that.

You m m make me happy

Wasting away in a relationship is for women. It is their chosen path. You, on the other hand? The world is yours, Tony.

Respect the cock... and TAME, The Cunt!

What a sopping puss.

I guarantee she cheated on him 2 years ago and he forgave her. Now she cheats regularly and he probably knows deep down but suppresses it by playing his Nintendo Switch. Any guy that is that bitch-made and pathetic enough to post it publicly ain't doing it for any woman. She gets her emotional shit from him, but gets her real man shit elsewhere.

His first and only lay in life.

That's a long story to let us know his girl is an autist

People that live their lives wholly dependent on women's affection are pathetic.