Better luck next time, pal

97  2019-04-26 by diddlybooba

19 comments

Straight guys say that all the time. You know who is always reaffirming their sexuality to others? People who are comfortable and honest about their sexuality.

You know who doesn't get called gay all the time? People who look straight. You know who people don't think looks gay? People who don't post selfies of their gay faces.

Vagina tissue over mayo endoskeleton

The T -1000

Low-T 1000

Played by Robert Fatrick

talk to the hand.

He goes straight to the gloryhole

Because he installs them

He comes back gay from the gloryhole.

See, Patrick, WRITING!!

Straight faggot.

"Chair makers had life figured out; there’s hard work to do before you can sit comfortably." - Gate Crashers

Chair makers

What a retard.

Fact check on his claim: four Pinocchios

If you zoom into his lenses, you can make out the demilitarized slum this six figure earning author lives in.

Are ya

“Come with me if you want to dock.”

Borderline fats take selfies from this angle so they can look up and make their faces appear to be more thin than they actually are. He has put thought into this. That would be embarrassing to anyone who still had shame or self awareness.

Going out for a slow crawl on his glorified moped, no doubt. Off to the bar where he met Vito Spatafore.