admit it, that has a cum base

I laughed way to hard at this. I had to drive my truck off the road.

10-4 good trucker. dock up for the night.

I don't like vegetables, maybe if you made a bacon version it could be good.

The real critique.

Who eats bacon. Make a chicken nuggie version and maybe I would eat it.

Pat Battle does

Just eat hot pockets until you die like every red blooded American

I’d make you a real meal and throw that one away!

Also me: has no food in the house except for a bottle of rosé

Sub pœna!

I lost my erection to this

Panera won’t let the employees get a bread bowl. Smh.