Ronnie B broke accidentally broke 22 years of sobriety this week
235 2019-04-26 by cakehornnigga
Someone gave him a drink he didn’t know had booze in it. He then went I. A radio show and joked about it for an hour. Jim Norton would already be checked into a rehab facility and he would be tweeting about it trying to garner attention.
128 comments
1 aRTie02150 2019-04-26
See. That right there is a difference between a man and a woman. Ronnie is a man, Jimmy is a woman.
1 SuaveRico 2019-04-26
Jimmy is a tranny.
1 unknowkid96 2019-04-26
Jimmy fucks trannys in the ass
1 simbad_reb 2019-04-26
No, tranny's fuck Jim in the ass.
1 SuaveRico 2019-04-26
Tranny's cock in Jimmy's asshole.
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-26
I'm still having a hard time understanding, can anyone explain this to civilians?
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-26
Jim Norton is a very gay man
1 FecklessKing 2019-04-26
And ugly. Don't forget ugly.
1 Opesterino 2019-04-26
I honestly hate Jim way more than Pat, Joe, and anyone else connected to this sub. Such a fucking phony ass piece of shit.
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-26
none tried to scam money while on high horses, not even joe mo
1 chulathedog 2019-04-26
The worship of Ron B here is disgusting. He’s a fat faggot.
1 greygooser 2019-04-26
broke accidentally broke
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Yeah? So??
1 Tom_Stall 2019-04-26
Don't mind him, dude. Your English is very good. What's your first language?
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
This is bullying!!!!
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-04-26
Collect IP addresses for the internet police. They've already got an open case against 300 of them.
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-26
The cyber grammar police already have /u/cakehornnigga ip address.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-04-26
There's actually nothing wrong with OP's title. Ronnie B is broke and accidentally also broke his sobriety. Losing money and havin a drink often go hand in hand.
1 Phkna1 2019-04-26
Yeah, but Jimmy had a real problem. All that happened to Ronnie is is daughter eating his roofies. Jimmy drank a wine cooler and was rude to his mom. He can't fuck around.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-26
I guess doing a show with Gail finally broke him
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-26
If he gave Gail's baby some roofies, the show might actually be listenable.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-26
Oh no does she bring that fucking thing in with her?
1 Taureg01 2019-04-26
They talk about it constantly and bring it on air, that show stinks
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-26
Yikes i haven't listened since about a year after fez left. Thats really sad, pepper still alive?
1 Concho_Pete 2019-04-26
Listen to High Society Radio if you want the REAL Pepper Hicks!
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-26
Is that on Sirius or off a website?
1 burlapsack69 2019-04-26
Whatcha haulin' today, partner?
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-26
No haulin here brotherman, making bread bowls.
1 Concho_Pete 2019-04-26
GasDigital.com
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-26
Yes. And she goes off mic to pump her tits. She's a spoiled fucking brat.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-26
Fucking boo
1 alt213 2019-04-26
Spoiled though she may be, the time while she’s pumping is the only good part of the show anymore.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-26
The weeks she was off after she had her kid, was the best run of shows they have ever had. And I know everyone on the staff realizes it, and I think even Ron does too. But he built this monster, so he is stuck with it.
1 bobbacklund 2019-04-26
What was the date? I would like to listen to those shows.
1 Smurfboy82 2019-04-26
Seriously. I stopped listening specifically because of Gail.
1 alt213 2019-04-26
She had her kid in the middle of July 2018. She was off for the next 3 months.
1 FecklessKing 2019-04-26
Is there anywhere we can listen?
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
YouTube search Bennington show. Come on bitch
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-04-26
All of this is true, and I’m still not the least bit ashamed to say I happily listen to it.
1 HashtonKutcher 2019-04-26
Her job is only 3 hours a day, she can't pump her stupid tits another time?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-26
Nope. Just like Jim's breakfast, it has to happen during work hours.
1 Grochlink 2019-04-26
I tuned in randomly the other day and heard the kid crying a d messing with the mic. I thought it was a one time thing because she didnt have childcare. You mean to tell me she constantly has that cuntdroplet in studio?
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-26
Apparently so
1 salescunt129-2 2019-04-26
A few times a week. She also leaves the studio at least once a show to drain her huge tits of milk.
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Yeah she thinks it’s a swell idea to have a whining/crying baby in studio while on air. It’s not like our species has evolved to specifically hear and react to that noise or anything. It’s so clear that Ron is aware of how shitty she is on air, but he isn’t going to push his kid out. It sucks because he is still one of the funniest guys around.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-26
Hey. That was an accident when his kids got into his stash. It was Florida in 90’s.
1 beavvv 2019-04-26
I haven't had a drink in about 7 years, went to about 4 AA meetings when I was starting out, basically because I was a fucking mess. AA is a chance for complete wankers to brag and pat themselves on the back in front of deadbeats. There's no reason why Norton should be still going there, other than to jerk himself off and feel like he's a real survivor.
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-26
Why can't you just be a fucking grown up and be able to drink one alcoholic drink without turning into a complete dumbass. I don't get how people can just not handle alcohol.
1 beavvv 2019-04-26
I'm Irish
1 TitsAndPaycheck 2019-04-26
Fair enough.
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-26
I guess I just never drink just to feel drunk. I drink for the flavor of something because it taste good and I don't overdo it.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-26
So you drink non alcoholic beer?
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-26
Yep, I even drink at work
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-26
FUCK THAT SHIT!
PABST. BLUE. RIBBON!!!
1 Anarox 2019-04-26
Simply answer, genetics. I can drink every night for a week and then just stop. I can pretty much stop whenever I want during any night.
Some people are prone to develop addiction, it's more than an mental condition, it's physical for them. I'm prone to get even fatter as my father and his father before him. We all have shitty inherited things that's in our DNA
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-26
I've never heard of a gene that if affected by alcohol to develop an addiction to it.
1 Anarox 2019-04-26
It's not specifically alcohol, it's addictive personality.
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-26
Ok, so, where can I buy these jeans?
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-04-26
Some people get an opiate like response to alcohol. That's genetic. Some Asians can't process alcohol easily so can't handle their booze. That's genetic too
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-26
And the American Indians being sloppy drunks is also 100% true.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-04-26
Native Americans technically fit into that Asian/ mongoloid (idk the PC word for it) gene pool.
1 rahtin 2019-04-26
It's not physical. It covers up something they're suppressing or filling in a hole in their soul.
1 internet_eh 2019-04-26
Something just goes off inside your brain that says don't ever stop drinking. It sucks pretty bad
1 JMueller2012 2019-04-26
Shhhhhh dude it’s anonymous
1 beavvv 2019-04-26
That part can fuck off, in the last "meeting" I went to, an old bald fucking business asshole sitting in a cheap suit behind me started telling a story about how he crashed his car drunk, killing a mom and her kid... but since then he'd turned his life around and could afford to go on "two sun holidays a year" and was driving again. I couldn't believe my fucking ears, I wanted to kick the shit out of him. Then the other dopes there thanked him for his contribution, after that I knew I was done with it.
1 Taureg01 2019-04-26
I'd love to hear the spin Jimmy puts on his story to fit in. He drank wine coolers when he was 17 and got dizzy that's when he new booze was a motherfucker man.
1 lrkr526 2019-04-26
Can you define "sun holiday" for us Americans?
1 beavvv 2019-04-26
Anywhere outside of Ireland/UK is pretty much a sun holiday, so I'm guessing he was bragging about going to one of the shitty holiday spots in Spain/Greece. Tenerife, Crete, Mallorca, Canary Islands are some of the more popular ones.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-26
Wowee, two vacations a year?? Mr. High Roller!
1 salescunt129-2 2019-04-26
It’s Europe. Their governments mandate three months off a year from their 34 hour work weeks anyway. Gotta do something with all the free time.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-26
you actually take a rocket to the fucking sun, and those people consider it a good use of time. Fucking ridiculous
1 alt213 2019-04-26
I speak faggot to a degree. I believe it means tropical vacation.
1 jsnoots 2019-04-26
Butt stuff
1 EkimSretlaw 2019-04-26
Faggot, im sure your life is great
1 beavvv 2019-04-26
It's alright, there's enough different drugs out there ... enjoy your craft brews dipshit.
1 EkimSretlaw 2019-04-26
I don't drink stupid
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
I’m sure it’s a lot of idiots that just want to talk about themselves, but that’s any group of people. I know it has a huge failure rate, but it literally saved my brothers life. He is a cynical guy, but he bought in and he is a different person now.
1 beavvv 2019-04-26
Yeah the AA success rate that they published is 10%, which is about the same as any other way of quitting. When Norton and Stanhope were arguing about it, I'd say I sided slightly more with Norton, even though I can't stand the cunt. Some people are just fucking hopeless and AA and all it's bullshit terminology works for them and gives them a support system/direction to head in.
1 BeerCanThick 2019-04-26
AA participation is just gilding the lily on a phenomenon called "spontaneous remission." Almost any drug has 5 or 10 percent of its users say, "That's it. I'm not going to use anymore" and then they find a way to stop.
I've heard people say AA is neutral at beast and potentially counterproductive to the spontaneous remission phenomenon. You get told you're powerless over alcohol and go in a room with a bunch of people who also believe they are powerless about alcohol and what do you do? Talk about alcohol.
I think AA probably makes binge drinking and relapses harder with its total abstinence stance, which I found to be more or less impossible when I decided I didn't want to drink heavily in Wisconsin anymore, my sweet, sweet children. I got loaded on my birthday and puked 2 weeks ago but if I was in AA I might have been some woe-as-me faggot screaming about how I "fell off the wagon" and it was time to go all the way and get drunk daily for the rest of my life! but I haven't drank since.
1 patricktomlinson 2019-04-26
I noticed you mentioned children. PM if you want to talk about children.
Number of conversation partners I've met on reddit: 19
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-26
Ron has been off the wagon for a few years now
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Seeing as your timeline makes no sense, I’ll go ahead and assume you don’t know wtf you’re talking about.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-26
were does my timeline not make sense?
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
He started doing standup well after FEZ left the R+F show. Again, you don’t know wtf you are talking about.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-26
naw your actually wrong here
i said “dipped his toes” he started doing lil “appearances” at the legion of skanks crews live shows
remember the legion of skanks vs fezzy bit?
he was doing random stand up shows at the stand before fezzy left then jumped back into it during the Bennington show
dunno why your so sensitive to this shit
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Lol you didn’t say “dipped his toes”. You understand I can read exactly what you wrote? What a fucking dumb dumb haha
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-26
yeah my bad I thought I did say “dipped his toes”
either way, you really have a lot of emotion tied up in the sobriety of another man
kinda womanly if you ask me
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Nope. What you said just wasn’t based on anything tangible. I just pointed that out.
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-04-26
Faggot.
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Come butt fuck me then, bitch.
1 ofMoloch 2019-04-26
I saw pics of Bennington on stage with a fucking mike in his hand while he was still on the air with Fez, you fucking asshole
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Just like the dumbfuck you are backing up, you are providing no real evidence. You saw him with a mic in his hand, yeah? What does that mean? That dude has had 6 hours as of this moment to come up with something better than, “ I know a guy who performed with him”. He hasn’t, and you won’t either. The fuck outta my face
1 ofMoloch 2019-04-26
I'm not backing up anyone, you're just a fucking cunt
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Okay? Noted. Good job, bud.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-04-26
No
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-26
by friends i mean people who tolerate me and i do drugs with
that better?
1 alt213 2019-04-26
Do you supply the drugs? For free? Otherwise I have a hard time believing that there are people who will tolerate you.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-26
Based on what exactly?
1 Xtaline 2019-04-26
Bro, Jimmy had his first beer, was instantly addicted and suffered for an entire WEEK before quitting when he was 17. He knows the lifelong struggle.
1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2019-04-26
He still hasn't broken his 2 weeks of sobriety from retarded Asian boys. Stay strong, Ron.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-04-26
Ron is probably a happy drunk and is harmless. Jim Norton, on the other hand, gets fuuuuckin dark and you don't know what he's capable of, maaaaan
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-26
Ron never said booze was his main problem. It was that as soon as he got drunk he was immediately going to go score an 8ball and pills.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-26
yeah but still, jimmy made some prank calls. Ronnie's out of his depth here
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-26
Jim would walk down the street threatening to hurt himself with a knife, Ron and a young Don Vito would walk the streets on angel dust looking to fight strangers.
Advantage: Jim "toast" Norton
1 salescunt129-2 2019-04-26
Every time Ron tells a Don Vito story it’s fucking insane. That man was a crazy asshole.
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-04-26
He's a heroin junkie. He refused pain meds with his appendectomy like a true retard. At his age he should know taking pain meds for pain is not copping, but he doesn't.
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Yeah because people totally don’t relapse after taking pain meds for pain. Are you literally retarded?
1 mouthmouth18 2019-04-26
he said he tried that once and immediately started planning out his night, thinking of music he wanted to listen to, and he realized he was already heading towards that real relapse and its why he won't
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-04-26
I know, I heard that show live.
He should have given it another chance.
Keep downvoting me, stupid.
1 olgravylegs 2019-04-26
Jimmy probably would a be a creepy asshole if he got drunk.
1 SkypeFuckingSucks 2019-04-26
He's already a creepy asshole when he's sober.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-04-26
Good, now break your 22 year stretch of eating too many calories
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-04-26
I thought it was going to be a Vos plug.
1 heyrube1979 2019-04-26
They both host shows that suck
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-26
Imagine the complete and utter shitstorm that would have went down if that had happened to Jim. He would have had people fired, guaranteed
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-26
Ron came on stage and said he was just waiting for his dealer to show up now. The guy is a legend.
1 johnajapanda 2019-04-26
He would have shamed them on Twitter and or writt n to the corporate headquarters for good measure!
1 BlainHill 2019-04-26
What show did he talk about it on?
1 trunky 2019-04-26
Here's the audio. Don't know where Ron comes in. I just found it.
1 ImIndignant 2019-04-26
This should be a direct link to 12:27 in.https://omny.fm/shows/93-7-klbj-fm-dudley-and-bob-with-matt-morning-show/dbm-live-sideshow?t=12m27s
1 fishbulbx 2019-04-26
Summary, Ron had two sips of a peach flavored spritzer... didn't realize it and Dale Dudley walked in and stopped him.
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Dudley and Bob in Austin. It’s on YouTube. Too lazy. Fair warning though, the Dudley and Bob show is ear cancer and you will hate them both.
1 DSaucy66642069 2019-04-26
dudley and bob..... gay faggots
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-04-26
Just drinking alcohol doesn't mean you break sobriety. Alcoholics Anonymous is for retards. It's junk science made up by drunks during the Roosevelt Administration.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-04-26
Ronnie is so hard he got his appendix taken out or something like that a few years back, and went with no pain killers post surgery. He was so worried it could trigger a relapse, he just rode it out. That's crazy.
1 kjb109 2019-04-26
Jimmy's favorite sex position ATMM (Ass to My Mouth
1 FuckSpaceEdge 2019-04-26
"accidentally broke sobriety" aka got caught drinking in Texas and needed a cover
1 cakehornnigga 2019-04-26
Yeah I’m sure him relapsing wouldn’t be leaked in the comedy community. Seeing as comics aren’t gossipy hens or anything......