Ronnie B broke accidentally broke 22 years of sobriety this week

235  2019-04-26 by cakehornnigga

Someone gave him a drink he didn’t know had booze in it. He then went I. A radio show and joked about it for an hour. Jim Norton would already be checked into a rehab facility and he would be tweeting about it trying to garner attention.

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See. That right there is a difference between a man and a woman. Ronnie is a man, Jimmy is a woman.

Jimmy is a tranny.

Jimmy fucks trannys in the ass

No, tranny's fuck Jim in the ass.

Tranny's cock in Jimmy's asshole.

I'm still having a hard time understanding, can anyone explain this to civilians?

Jim Norton is a very gay man

And ugly. Don't forget ugly.

I honestly hate Jim way more than Pat, Joe, and anyone else connected to this sub. Such a fucking phony ass piece of shit.

none tried to scam money while on high horses, not even joe mo

The worship of Ron B here is disgusting. He’s a fat faggot.

broke accidentally broke

Yeah? So??

Don't mind him, dude. Your English is very good. What's your first language?

This is bullying!!!!

Collect IP addresses for the internet police. They've already got an open case against 300 of them.

The cyber grammar police already have /u/cakehornnigga ip address.

There's actually nothing wrong with OP's title. Ronnie B is broke and accidentally also broke his sobriety. Losing money and havin a drink often go hand in hand.

Yeah, but Jimmy had a real problem. All that happened to Ronnie is is daughter eating his roofies. Jimmy drank a wine cooler and was rude to his mom. He can't fuck around.

I guess doing a show with Gail finally broke him

If he gave Gail's baby some roofies, the show might actually be listenable.

Oh no does she bring that fucking thing in with her?

They talk about it constantly and bring it on air, that show stinks

Yikes i haven't listened since about a year after fez left. Thats really sad, pepper still alive?

Listen to High Society Radio if you want the REAL Pepper Hicks!

Is that on Sirius or off a website?

off a website

Whatcha haulin' today, partner?

No haulin here brotherman, making bread bowls.

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Yes. And she goes off mic to pump her tits. She's a spoiled fucking brat.

Fucking boo

Spoiled though she may be, the time while she’s pumping is the only good part of the show anymore.

The weeks she was off after she had her kid, was the best run of shows they have ever had. And I know everyone on the staff realizes it, and I think even Ron does too. But he built this monster, so he is stuck with it.

What was the date? I would like to listen to those shows.

Seriously. I stopped listening specifically because of Gail.

She had her kid in the middle of July 2018. She was off for the next 3 months.

Is there anywhere we can listen?

YouTube search Bennington show. Come on bitch

All of this is true, and I’m still not the least bit ashamed to say I happily listen to it.

Her job is only 3 hours a day, she can't pump her stupid tits another time?

Nope. Just like Jim's breakfast, it has to happen during work hours.

I tuned in randomly the other day and heard the kid crying a d messing with the mic. I thought it was a one time thing because she didnt have childcare. You mean to tell me she constantly has that cuntdroplet in studio?

Apparently so

A few times a week. She also leaves the studio at least once a show to drain her huge tits of milk.

Yeah she thinks it’s a swell idea to have a whining/crying baby in studio while on air. It’s not like our species has evolved to specifically hear and react to that noise or anything. It’s so clear that Ron is aware of how shitty she is on air, but he isn’t going to push his kid out. It sucks because he is still one of the funniest guys around.

Hey. That was an accident when his kids got into his stash. It was Florida in 90’s.

I haven't had a drink in about 7 years, went to about 4 AA meetings when I was starting out, basically because I was a fucking mess. AA is a chance for complete wankers to brag and pat themselves on the back in front of deadbeats. There's no reason why Norton should be still going there, other than to jerk himself off and feel like he's a real survivor.

Why can't you just be a fucking grown up and be able to drink one alcoholic drink without turning into a complete dumbass. I don't get how people can just not handle alcohol.

I'm Irish

Fair enough.

I guess I just never drink just to feel drunk. I drink for the flavor of something because it taste good and I don't overdo it.

So you drink non alcoholic beer?

Yep, I even drink at work

FUCK THAT SHIT!

PABST. BLUE. RIBBON!!!

Simply answer, genetics. I can drink every night for a week and then just stop. I can pretty much stop whenever I want during any night.

Some people are prone to develop addiction, it's more than an mental condition, it's physical for them. I'm prone to get even fatter as my father and his father before him. We all have shitty inherited things that's in our DNA

I've never heard of a gene that if affected by alcohol to develop an addiction to it.

It's not specifically alcohol, it's addictive personality.

Ok, so, where can I buy these jeans?

Some people get an opiate like response to alcohol. That's genetic. Some Asians can't process alcohol easily so can't handle their booze. That's genetic too

And the American Indians being sloppy drunks is also 100% true.

Native Americans technically fit into that Asian/ mongoloid (idk the PC word for it) gene pool.

It's not physical. It covers up something they're suppressing or filling in a hole in their soul.

Something just goes off inside your brain that says don't ever stop drinking. It sucks pretty bad

Shhhhhh dude it’s anonymous

Shhhhhh dude it’s anonymous

That part can fuck off, in the last "meeting" I went to, an old bald fucking business asshole sitting in a cheap suit behind me started telling a story about how he crashed his car drunk, killing a mom and her kid... but since then he'd turned his life around and could afford to go on "two sun holidays a year" and was driving again. I couldn't believe my fucking ears, I wanted to kick the shit out of him. Then the other dopes there thanked him for his contribution, after that I knew I was done with it.

I'd love to hear the spin Jimmy puts on his story to fit in. He drank wine coolers when he was 17 and got dizzy that's when he new booze was a motherfucker man.

Can you define "sun holiday" for us Americans?

Can you define "sun holiday" for us Americans?

Anywhere outside of Ireland/UK is pretty much a sun holiday, so I'm guessing he was bragging about going to one of the shitty holiday spots in Spain/Greece. Tenerife, Crete, Mallorca, Canary Islands are some of the more popular ones.

Wowee, two vacations a year?? Mr. High Roller!

It’s Europe. Their governments mandate three months off a year from their 34 hour work weeks anyway. Gotta do something with all the free time.

you actually take a rocket to the fucking sun, and those people consider it a good use of time. Fucking ridiculous

I speak faggot to a degree. I believe it means tropical vacation.

Butt stuff

Faggot, im sure your life is great

Faggot, im sure your life is great

It's alright, there's enough different drugs out there ... enjoy your craft brews dipshit.

I don't drink stupid

I’m sure it’s a lot of idiots that just want to talk about themselves, but that’s any group of people. I know it has a huge failure rate, but it literally saved my brothers life. He is a cynical guy, but he bought in and he is a different person now.

Yeah the AA success rate that they published is 10%, which is about the same as any other way of quitting. When Norton and Stanhope were arguing about it, I'd say I sided slightly more with Norton, even though I can't stand the cunt. Some people are just fucking hopeless and AA and all it's bullshit terminology works for them and gives them a support system/direction to head in.

AA participation is just gilding the lily on a phenomenon called "spontaneous remission." Almost any drug has 5 or 10 percent of its users say, "That's it. I'm not going to use anymore" and then they find a way to stop.

I've heard people say AA is neutral at beast and potentially counterproductive to the spontaneous remission phenomenon. You get told you're powerless over alcohol and go in a room with a bunch of people who also believe they are powerless about alcohol and what do you do? Talk about alcohol.

I think AA probably makes binge drinking and relapses harder with its total abstinence stance, which I found to be more or less impossible when I decided I didn't want to drink heavily in Wisconsin anymore, my sweet, sweet children. I got loaded on my birthday and puked 2 weeks ago but if I was in AA I might have been some woe-as-me faggot screaming about how I "fell off the wagon" and it was time to go all the way and get drunk daily for the rest of my life! but I haven't drank since.

I noticed you mentioned children. PM if you want to talk about children.


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Ron has been off the wagon for a few years now

Seeing as your timeline makes no sense, I’ll go ahead and assume you don’t know wtf you’re talking about.

were does my timeline not make sense?

He started doing standup well after FEZ left the R+F show. Again, you don’t know wtf you are talking about.

Again, you don’t know wtf you are talking about.

naw your actually wrong here

i said “dipped his toes” he started doing lil “appearances” at the legion of skanks crews live shows

remember the legion of skanks vs fezzy bit?

he was doing random stand up shows at the stand before fezzy left then jumped back into it during the Bennington show

dunno why your so sensitive to this shit

Lol you didn’t say “dipped his toes”. You understand I can read exactly what you wrote? What a fucking dumb dumb haha

yeah my bad I thought I did say “dipped his toes”

either way, you really have a lot of emotion tied up in the sobriety of another man

kinda womanly if you ask me

Nope. What you said just wasn’t based on anything tangible. I just pointed that out.

Faggot.

Come butt fuck me then, bitch.

I saw pics of Bennington on stage with a fucking mike in his hand while he was still on the air with Fez, you fucking asshole

Just like the dumbfuck you are backing up, you are providing no real evidence. You saw him with a mic in his hand, yeah? What does that mean? That dude has had 6 hours as of this moment to come up with something better than, “ I know a guy who performed with him”. He hasn’t, and you won’t either. The fuck outta my face

I'm not backing up anyone, you're just a fucking cunt

Okay? Noted. Good job, bud.

also i have friends who have performed with ron

No

by friends i mean people who tolerate me and i do drugs with

that better?

Do you supply the drugs? For free? Otherwise I have a hard time believing that there are people who will tolerate you.

Otherwise I have a hard time believing that there are people who will tolerate you.

Based on what exactly?

Bro, Jimmy had his first beer, was instantly addicted and suffered for an entire WEEK before quitting when he was 17. He knows the lifelong struggle.

He still hasn't broken his 2 weeks of sobriety from retarded Asian boys. Stay strong, Ron.

Ron is probably a happy drunk and is harmless. Jim Norton, on the other hand, gets fuuuuckin dark and you don't know what he's capable of, maaaaan

Ron never said booze was his main problem. It was that as soon as he got drunk he was immediately going to go score an 8ball and pills.

yeah but still, jimmy made some prank calls. Ronnie's out of his depth here

Jim would walk down the street threatening to hurt himself with a knife, Ron and a young Don Vito would walk the streets on angel dust looking to fight strangers.

Advantage: Jim "toast" Norton

Every time Ron tells a Don Vito story it’s fucking insane. That man was a crazy asshole.

He's a heroin junkie. He refused pain meds with his appendectomy like a true retard. At his age he should know taking pain meds for pain is not copping, but he doesn't.

Yeah because people totally don’t relapse after taking pain meds for pain. Are you literally retarded?

he said he tried that once and immediately started planning out his night, thinking of music he wanted to listen to, and he realized he was already heading towards that real relapse and its why he won't

I know, I heard that show live.

He should have given it another chance.

Keep downvoting me, stupid.

Jimmy probably would a be a creepy asshole if he got drunk.

He's already a creepy asshole when he's sober.

Good, now break your 22 year stretch of eating too many calories

I thought it was going to be a Vos plug.

They both host shows that suck

Imagine the complete and utter shitstorm that would have went down if that had happened to Jim. He would have had people fired, guaranteed

Ron came on stage and said he was just waiting for his dealer to show up now. The guy is a legend.

He would have shamed them on Twitter and or writt n to the corporate headquarters for good measure!

What show did he talk about it on?

Here's the audio. Don't know where Ron comes in. I just found it.

Summary, Ron had two sips of a peach flavored spritzer... didn't realize it and Dale Dudley walked in and stopped him.

Dudley and Bob in Austin. It’s on YouTube. Too lazy. Fair warning though, the Dudley and Bob show is ear cancer and you will hate them both.

dudley and bob..... gay faggots

Just drinking alcohol doesn't mean you break sobriety. Alcoholics Anonymous is for retards. It's junk science made up by drunks during the Roosevelt Administration.

Ronnie is so hard he got his appendix taken out or something like that a few years back, and went with no pain killers post surgery. He was so worried it could trigger a relapse, he just rode it out. That's crazy.

Jimmy's favorite sex position ATMM (Ass to My Mouth

"accidentally broke sobriety" aka got caught drinking in Texas and needed a cover

Yeah I’m sure him relapsing wouldn’t be leaked in the comedy community. Seeing as comics aren’t gossipy hens or anything......