Of all the horrible things about his appearance, his asymmetrical, crescent shaped head is one that is often unfairly overlooked. It bows to his left for fuck sake
I would pay someone $100 smackaroos to find him on the street and run a buzzer threw his sideshow bob lookin ass hair. Any takers meet me behind the Panera dumpster on W39th and 5th ave. Oh shit the boss is coming gotta go.
Never forget how SAM kept that cartoon avatar (making him look young, thin and with a full head of hair) a full HALF DECADE beyond the point where he looked anywhere close to that.
It wasn't until the Twitterverse shamed him so relentlessly for using it that he had to retire it.
27 comments
1 suirogerg 2019-04-26
The amount of definition in this photo is shocking and disgusting. You can see the true nature of the mess on his head and on his face.
1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2019-04-26
Sam Roberts looks like a rotting wound.
1 PMCrystalMeth 2019-04-26
Sam "Festering" Roberts
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-04-26
Hideous
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-04-26
Sam Roberts is unattractive.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-26
Of all the horrible things about his appearance, his asymmetrical, crescent shaped head is one that is often unfairly overlooked. It bows to his left for fuck sake
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-26
Also, get a load of those 87 year old man alopeciaeyebrows. I hope his wife poisons him with some Jew potion
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-26
You'd be surprised how difficult it is to get arsenic into chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.
1 FezzyMarie 2019-04-26
Ol eggplant head
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-26
It's impossible to look upon this half-breed abomination without wanted to smash his face with something hard until there were wet sounds.
1 Phkna1 2019-04-26
I just hate him so much. He really has not been adequately targeted by this sub.
1 pm_me_ur_guinea_pigs 2019-04-26
Chinplant bitchboi
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-26
I also used my manipulative whiny voice to knock up a beautiful woman and trick her into marrying me.
Meanwhile, she has to cook me chicken nuggies for dinner every single night because I don't like 98% of the food on this planet.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-04-26
Hi Sam
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-04-26
"beautiful"? Not so fast
1 Nutrig 2019-04-26
He needs to shave off his hair, beard, face and personality.
1 fskoti 2019-04-26
He looks like the fuckin' Lorax.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-26
By the greatest man you’d better mean Scorch not faggot Tits.
1 clotinmybrain 2019-04-26
Nanaderthal
1 LiberalPussy 2019-04-26
He had nothing to do with Howard Stern though.
1 NewbornFleshlight 2019-04-26
I would pay someone $100 smackaroos to find him on the street and run a buzzer threw his sideshow bob lookin ass hair. Any takers meet me behind the Panera dumpster on W39th and 5th ave. Oh shit the boss is coming gotta go.
1 Gonads998 2019-04-26
Never forget how SAM kept that cartoon avatar (making him look young, thin and with a full head of hair) a full HALF DECADE beyond the point where he looked anywhere close to that.
It wasn't until the Twitterverse shamed him so relentlessly for using it that he had to retire it.
1 Randal_X2 2019-04-26
Reverse Dorian Grey.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-04-26
Certainly has a face for radio if nothing else
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-04-26
And a voice for silent movies
1 ichise8 2019-04-26
he took the opesters career then took nugget shaped shits on lynsis chest
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-26
Evolution is as nonsensical as this sinners hair line and future prospects, 7 Hail Marys.
Praise our blessed Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ 🙏🏻