No actual baseball fan would gloat about the standings >1/16th into the season (multiple times), but Fat Pat did.
It's part of his fake persona as a beer swigging, sportz team loving, hog-riding man's man who has a heart of gold and a quirky nerdy side that may surprise you based on his extremely manly exterior. Fatrick believes this is how people outside of this sub view him.
Such a precise dissection. Everything about this fat fuck's web presence is calculated. Fat Tomlinson was probably a normal guy, that played D&D and watched Star Trek and probably acted more macho than he was after a childhood of being picked on, but otherwise an average person. Author, Comic, Pundit Fatrick S. Tomlinson is a fictional persona (likely formed from the shards of his ego after Adrienne completely shattered it). He's fucking Chip Chipperson, the shitty beer and scooter are his props.
I hope the Brewers and the faggot Cubs tie for last in their division but Yelich keeps up the pace. Drafted that shitdick in fantasy and he's been paying off so far.
Nah, White Sox. Big Hurt was one of my favorites as a kid. Can't stand the Cubs because of their shitty fairweather fans and how they're treated like the only team in Chicago. I'd normally be indifferent to the Brewers but Fatrick has given me a reason to dislike them. If I had to pick an NL team to follow it would probably be the Rockies.
I unfortunately share a like for the Brewers, being from Milwaukee. Unfortunate to have such a major faggot amongst the ranks of fans.
The pitching on that team is suspect at best, and the team lives and dies by being able to hit homeruns. I don’t think they are fucked quite yet, but I don’t see a repeat of last year, as a Milwaukee sportsfag.
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1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-25
This is an okay premise, but this is the first of six months of baseball. Maybe try again in June?
1 A_TIME_TO_RAPE 2019-04-25
Maybe you're unaware but fatty was bragging about the rankings a week into the season
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-25
I retract my criticism and redirect it towards him.
1 stealthygeek 2019-04-25
No actual baseball fan would gloat about the standings >1/16th into the season (multiple times), but Fat Pat did.
It's part of his fake persona as a beer swigging, sportz team loving, hog-riding man's man who has a heart of gold and a quirky nerdy side that may surprise you based on his extremely manly exterior. Fatrick believes this is how people outside of this sub view him.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-25
Such a precise dissection. Everything about this fat fuck's web presence is calculated. Fat Tomlinson was probably a normal guy, that played D&D and watched Star Trek and probably acted more macho than he was after a childhood of being picked on, but otherwise an average person. Author, Comic, Pundit Fatrick S. Tomlinson is a fictional persona (likely formed from the shards of his ego after Adrienne completely shattered it). He's fucking Chip Chipperson, the shitty beer and scooter are his props.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-04-25
I hope the Brewers and the faggot Cubs tie for last in their division but Yelich keeps up the pace. Drafted that shitdick in fantasy and he's been paying off so far.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-04-25
You must be a Cards or Pirates fan. I don't think anyone likes the Reds this year.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-04-25
Nah, White Sox. Big Hurt was one of my favorites as a kid. Can't stand the Cubs because of their shitty fairweather fans and how they're treated like the only team in Chicago. I'd normally be indifferent to the Brewers but Fatrick has given me a reason to dislike them. If I had to pick an NL team to follow it would probably be the Rockies.
1 Midian9876 2019-04-25
I unfortunately share a like for the Brewers, being from Milwaukee. Unfortunate to have such a major faggot amongst the ranks of fans.
The pitching on that team is suspect at best, and the team lives and dies by being able to hit homeruns. I don’t think they are fucked quite yet, but I don’t see a repeat of last year, as a Milwaukee sportsfag.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-04-25
Phillies are in a slump and cant stay healthy