All bitchy queens secretly despise women. This is just Fat being Fat.

There’s no subtlety to this photo either. You know he’s holding his phone a foot and a half from his face and standing up making no effort to not look creepy.

I'm going to pretend they're all wearing MAGA hats, we'll see how "happy" Natalie's birthday is then, child.

God forbid Two-Ton Tomlinson stay home and make a sandwich for once, he has to make his personal crusade against white women a daily thing.

Faggot can’t “work” from home because he needs to show everyone he’s a writer and he’d just end up playing with spaceships all day anyway.

We need to figure what restaurant that is

What, La Masa Empanada Bar?

Is there anything sadder than a failed science fiction writer? Let the bitch have a birthday

Reading the balloon, it’s the girl’s 21st bday. That’s probably her friends and family not coworkers, dipshit

Some BBC for dessert. I'm sure.

Here i was thinking he was the champion of women boy was i gravely mistaken 😟

Those women should count their lucky stars that they weren't wearing red hats

What a fat cunt.

Can you believe people are having "fun" at a birthday lunch? Seriously, what is wrong with these trashy people. I got a case of the Mondays and it's a Thursday. Sheesh!

Yes there is. A dozen kindergarteners when Patrick walks onto the playground.