REPOST: Nice neck tattoo, stupid

14  2019-04-25 by Petworth_dude

23 comments

Nice stretched out balloon face Euron Greyjoy.

Wow did he age like dog shit

I believe that's called 'being a balls to the wall alcoholic'

It also has to be a bummer seeing that every male in your family tree is a humongous fat fuck and knowing that’s gonna happen to you.

Didn't happen to his older brother. They showed his paternal grandfather on Viva La Bam a few times and he was normal sized. Phil and Vito were/are the only two really, really fat ones out of his family.

I think it was more about his shitty genetics that pretty much guarantee obesity as you approach middle age than his shitty lifestyle which I’m sure didn’t help things out. I’ve known plenty of drunks & drug addicts are who didn’t end up looking like bus hit them. Matter of fact some of them look fantastic, like the alcohol & drugs somehow preserved a somewhat youthfulness appearance compared their more responsible healthy living peers, same with guys who’ve been to prison who come out 10 years later looking younger than when they went in. out of prison

His brother Jess is older than him and hasn't gotten fat. It's because he turned into a drunken idiot and before that he'd had eating disorders which puts your body into fat storing mode.

he's going to be on CM next monday for a make up.

A cautionary tale.

Don't feed Bam

#starvebam

He needs that jackass giant hand slap again. And again. And again.

I just watched that documentary about Steve-O getting addicted to whippets to the point that he’s talking to voices in his head, and somehow Bam is still the most pathetic guy out of this crew.

Bam crying in the snake pit is the highpoint of Jackass.

He looks to be the same age as his father.

Jackass? More like Fatass, am I right folks?

Ham Margera

Ham Margarine.

He looks like a crooked 80s detective.

lynsi likes it

reminder: bam margera did a cartwheel then stuck the landing with his giant hog inside lynsis asshole

Is that Tom Sizemore? I heard he was in a bad way.

Nah, Sizemore sucked my dick for coke last night. I’m pretty sure I can tell the difference.

Nah, Sizemore sucked my dick for coke last night. I’m pretty sure I can tell the difference.