r/opienanthony: This is a real mystery, any guesses?

1 xxxxxxxxx9xxxxxxxxx 2019-04-25

I remember my first day in a public high school. 10 minutes into gym I asked if there was a sewage problem at the school. Little did I know that was just the lovely aroma eminating from my betters.

1 timallenonacid 2019-04-25

is it because she has sins she has not atoned for?

1 ccr422 2019-04-25

Hey there, just a real sincere bit of feedback. You are not funny this bit is not funny and you are a subhuman mongoloid for trying to make it a thing.

1 timallenonacid 2019-04-25

blasphemy. 12 Hail Marys

1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-25

The unrighteous will always keep trying to bring us down to their level, we should pray for his eyes to be open to the true way of salvation.

1 timallenonacid 2019-04-25

the devil takes many forms, he’ll never sway me down the path of negativity and hate. Praise our blessed Lord

1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-25

It's pretty funny. It hasn't yet run its course.

1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-25

Ah if it isn't Friar Tim.

1 UnfunnyHack89 2019-04-25

Who watches this shit?

1 TungstenShit 2019-04-25

Fatrick probably does.

1 therealstinks 2019-04-25

I yah beloves it

1 gregoryjingles 2019-04-25

Because you told me my opinions on gender, race and terrible dresses was stupid and that I should 'check myself'.

1 aHungerAutist 2019-04-25

Cellulite?

1 fatHormoneAbuser 2019-04-25

Nothing wrong with a few dents on the fenders. But this hoe is fat as hell

1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-04-25

She fat

1 liberterrorism 2019-04-25

Oh c’mon, who doesn’t like a little extra junk in the trunk and under the hood and exploding of the rest of the car?

1 Anuskasvo 2019-04-25

It's not your skin color, it's everything else.

1 toe_trigger 2019-04-25

I can think of several reasons, and the fact she's black probably isn't even in the top 3.

1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-25

It's number 1 for me.

1 Canadia86 2019-04-25

Same, but I take the point

1 Axelfolly 2019-04-25

Because she's a ni... I mean, because she's overweight

1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-25

Just say it, let your hair down around here.

1 Monkey___Business 2019-04-25

Whoever claims ownership of that thing is gonna make a killing at the next livestock auction.

1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-04-25

Idk why won’t you consume less than 3,500 calories per day?

1 Drunk_Toddler 2019-04-25

Well I have two reasons right off the bat, and if there isn't a penis under that dress then I have three.

1 TARE_ME 2019-04-25

She also hosts a show about cake. Seriously.

1 RamonFrunkis 2019-04-25

Nailed It, which is actually pretty funny and enjoyable in spite of her obsessive need to be a "YOU GO GURL!" type. Fun fact, she sexually harasses some Viking looking PA in every. single. episode. Because it's funny when a black woman does it!

Also, she's on Comedian of the World. The ex wanted to watch her set despite me prophesying that it would be about how she's a strong, obese, independent black woman who don't need - but really wants - a man. She lasted five mins.

She also hated Liza Treyger and Yamaharmonica on The Degenerates and Schmoomer so maybe she had good taste.

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-04-25

How was the ass on her?

1 Stankysnatch82 2019-04-25

Because your overentitled, disgustingly fat and obnoxiously black.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-04-25

Another token like Yamineka and Leslie Jones.

1 throwbenny 2019-04-25

Black

1 Nicklegermaniumerb 2019-04-25

Bill burrs taken

1 therealstinks 2019-04-25