He was always a trickster in his youth, giving into temptation. Never realizing the devil takes many forms. Refusing to repent, our blessed Lord and Saviour punished him with grand deformities and clown hair. Sam, still fooled into believing the devil to be his compadre, listened to the dark prince’s advice to pursue a career in entertainment anyway. Lucifer’s cruel plan was complete and Sam Roberts, even though he was disfigured by the Lord’s punishment, became a public figure regardless and now gets mercilessly mocked by the general public. It’s a cautionary tale of how treading down a sinful path and succumbing to the devil’s trickery can have everlasting effects, true eternal damnation. Satan is not your friend, nay, only our blessed Lords embrace can protect you from the fate of Sam Roberts and Patrick Tomlinson.
8 comments
1 JansHammer 2019-04-25
mommy told him that he could do anything he wanted and he was beautiful miracle.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-04-25
Medically enhanced to mediocrity.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-25
Without those HGH treatments he'd have turned out looking like that Harry potter elf.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-25
Wrestling. He observed early on that millions of fags have terrible taste.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-04-25
Even those guys hate him.
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-25
He was always a trickster in his youth, giving into temptation. Never realizing the devil takes many forms. Refusing to repent, our blessed Lord and Saviour punished him with grand deformities and clown hair. Sam, still fooled into believing the devil to be his compadre, listened to the dark prince’s advice to pursue a career in entertainment anyway. Lucifer’s cruel plan was complete and Sam Roberts, even though he was disfigured by the Lord’s punishment, became a public figure regardless and now gets mercilessly mocked by the general public. It’s a cautionary tale of how treading down a sinful path and succumbing to the devil’s trickery can have everlasting effects, true eternal damnation. Satan is not your friend, nay, only our blessed Lords embrace can protect you from the fate of Sam Roberts and Patrick Tomlinson.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-04-25
It’s hard to believe you are sticking to this bit.
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-25
I will always stick with our blessed Lord, through trying times and peaceful ones.