So does your mommy support you or what?

You sound like a nigger

I just don't see how a few weeks at a shit job allows you to pay your rent and bills and save thousands. Your mommy takes care of some of this. Admit it.

it isn't that hard

Much like your dick

Holy shit, $350/mo in rent? My parking space costs almost that much

I bet he lives with an Asian family like nick Mullen did.

eggs? You mean like the whites, right? Dude are you some kind of savage/scuummmbag?

I wish mine did. All she did was throw my ass out. Fucking spic.

Fucking spic.

She is.

I wish you were still on your parents' insurance so you could have that tumor removed from your rancid whom.

Take it easy there Sucks Dick for Money.

I got fired from job at the cheese sandwich factory. I went to stick my head in the oven, but my gas had already been turned off for two weeks. Besides that though, things have been great.

Working a normal job seems easier to me than scraping by the way you are. Joblessness will mess with a mans mind. Unless ur black, in which case being employed is frowned upon in the community.

When I was unemployed for a time I was embarrassed to go outside. I felt like everyone was staring at me wondering why I wasn’t at work.

I tell the cashier I work nights when I buy beer at 8 in the morning. Then if I see him at night I don't say anything.

Stop it. This is too real.

Does he even ask for that info? Or do you just offer it up? “I’ll have the 30 pack of old Milwaukee, I work nights by the way...”

Sometimes they make an offhanded remark, like "party huh?" Most of the time I'm just ashamed though.

I'm not sure why this only has 15 comments, 3/4 of the faggots here don't work.

Joe Cumia left us, remember?

SMH. This community is the primary supplier of soup bowls in this country.

I mean... you basically described your future demise and eventual early death. sure, sitting at home beats working in an office in your 20's, but as your looks fade and the little testosterone that you have declines rapidly, you'll be seen as a loser by everyone and your self loathing will reach an apex as to where drugs and alcohol cant even mask the pain, and then you end up pulling the trigger.

clean your room.

For real, alcohol isn't even blocking out the shame anymore. I wish I didn't delete my heroin connects number. :(

cheer up, you have the perfect resume to be a reddit moderator :)

The Rocket used to have the world on his shoulders. Now, he stands alone. His day is filled with watching all of you cycle through your meaningless existences. He spends his day wrestling with the urge to slaughter every last one of the Rocketeers. Not for vengeance, just because they would be better off. I’m a world in which Joe Cumia was once praised, what space is there for a man who stands for truth and justice, like the Rocket used to? Quote The Rocket, Nevermore.

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Thank God you’re here, Rocket.

Get on one of those dog walking sites

Civil service!!!! It’s dynamite being retired in your 40’s!

I eat rocks and shit pebbles

Nigga, learn a trade and get a union job.

I've lived in Siem Reap, Cambodia and Chiang Mai, Thailand - 2 of the cheapest places to live in the world, and yes you can have noodles and lady boys for next to nothing. It's the life my friend. I got gigs shooting videos for overpriced Western yoga retreats. Went there with like 2k, ended up surviving for a year. Have at it.

Too many stamps on my passport, they generally don't like it when Westerners do this sort of thing.

So you were basically a sex tourist for a year? Nice.

Any good stories?

Nice work, my man.... putting up the numbahs! Did you use condoms at all or just go raw all the time?

You sound like a Cumia tbqh, also those brothels sounds shady as fuck no wonder it wad cheap and filled with teenagers..they were probably chained to a radiator by their brown overlords.

Typical of ultra socialist cities like barcelona,amsterdam,prague etc just sad decay and misery under the mask of multicult and tolerance.

Isnt a roman bath puke sex?

Sometimes, they'd even have a little party before they did it..

That's a roman shower, gay boy.

shit i just got laid off today (alcohol + gay mental issues), i'm going to chill today and fucking hopefully get my shit sorted tomorrow, literally have no idea what to do, i've hopefully got an adult apprenticeship lined up but i can't see myself giving up the drink, head's all over the place lol

(sorry for the gaypost, i've got no other cunt that i can properly talk to)

Food service is always looking for willing workers if you need a gig between gigs.

When did this sub turn into a fucking pity party?

I’m a mailman, it’s a good job for an alcoholic. You just get yourself on a set schedule and then after you can just get hammered until the next morning, where you keep to yourself and walk around away from bosses/clients/customers/ whatever. You might see a boss for 2 minutes in the morning but they expect you to smell like piss anyway.

But yeah as far as this thread goes, since my girlfriend left me a day off consists of drinking wine first thing when I wake up to call back asleep until it’s time to drink naddy daddy’s to go to bed. Not a super productive day but I get by

cheers man, that actually sounds decent. although i would need to get my license

I crack a Natty Ice when I wake up around 9:00 in the morning and turn on the Match game. I'll watch tv for a handful of hours and then run out to the liquor store. I might grab some lunch at Kennedy Fried Chicken and then head back home to my roommate whom I blow to live rent free. Pass out in an alcoholic slumber, and wake up the next day to start all over again. #ruizing.

I might grab some lunch at Kennedy Fried Chicken and then head back home to my roommate whom I blow to live rent free

Are you looking for another roommate?

I’d suggest a toe trigger attachment for your shotgun

Family got a fat settlement check from a childhood injury and I volunteer a couple days a week at a local model train museum to stay busy.

I steal vape pens and sell them on Facebook marketplace

Missile. You had come to take the yoke that the Rocket dropped. Then, you looked back and saw the 6’1”, cow eyed, abomination. You made the mistake of looking him in the eyes. You saw firsthand how empty an aging potato peeler can be. And it scared you.

I pity you, Missile. I really do. Joe Cumia didn’t destroy me, he couldn’t, I am still composed of Rocket Fuel and a body that makes the girls drool. But he destroyed my faith in what is good. He destroyed my will to fight for what is good. because how can good and Joe Cumia exist on the same plane? They can’t. Put down the yoke, Missile. A war is coming and you are now a casualty.

Maybe I’ll take up arms. Maybe I won’t. Quote The Rocket, Nevermore.

been waiting to start my new job soon. Been out of work for a month or so. i like shitposting and sleeping mostly