This kind of smut corrupts our children, child. The Lord is not pleased with your actions. You must repent and atone for your sins, or forever burn in the lake of Satan's fire.

Enough.

Why don't you make me

Carful. Her bellybutton might get ya

It's a slippery devil

I mean, uh, I'll stop spreading his good word when The Good Lord tells me to.

Also, how dare you, child? I do nothing but sing your praises and defend your good name, and the only thing you say to me in 6 months is "enough?" Why don't you GO SCREW and thereby fulfill The Lord's decree that you procreate EVEN MORE.

If you would be nice to me I wouldn't try so hard to oust you forever

this isn’t a fraternity, it’s a place for wholesome humour and worship. Cleanse your soul and free your mind of sinful smut and unholy lust, you’re upsetting our blessed Lord and he’s weeping again. 636 Hail Marys.

Praise The Lord!

What's the church's position on beefer posts? Does the Lord bless them or no?

Beefers are made in The Lord's image but he provided them clothing for a reason, child.

Sinful. Our blessed Lord encourages us to wed and take a lady until death. Not to drool like heathens over every temptress and harlot that begs for admiration. Be fooled not, young men, as the Devil will use your loins to lure you towards damnation. Praise our blessed Lord and stay wise to temptation. Amen.

'Twas not til tempted with the apple of the serpent that Adam noticed the nakedness of eve. So I think as long as we don't eat any serpent apples we should be fine

The Lord’s Will is not open for interpretation. 237 Hail Marys for suggesting so.

I am an ordained minister, child. It is my job to interpret the Lords will. And I say the Lord blesses thine beefer posts. 75 lashes with a leather strap for your insolence

False prophet! The devil takes many forms. I will hear no more.

Hail Mary full of Grace, the Lord is with thee.

Blessed are thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus.

Holy Mary Mother of God,

pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death

Amen.

But what about beefers tho

He who is not true to himself is also not true unto The Lord

I want to fuck you in the ass

Do you look like the guy in the picture?

Downvoted for being suggestive and a sodomite. You are a charlatan, sir. Good day.

It wasn’t me, I was hacked. I took too many Ambien.

I can vouch for him

I said good day sir

Your mores are lackluster

Isn’t this the gentleman a certain sci-fi author’s ex wife is in cahoots with?

wtf I'm a faggot now

Straight man checking in here: that's a high quality cock right there.