excellent work, Officer👮 . You’ve once again brought a sick man who pushes scientific nonsense to justice. You’re doing the Lords work, he is very pleased. Amen. 🙏🏻
Careful what you say about comicfag movies, we have users here like /u/christopher_barton who are grown men that still read comic books and participate in online forums related to them every single day.
A sacred cow worshipped mainly by cows. Unless you're a scrawny involuntary homosexual like /u/christopher_barton. I imagine he is covered in acne like scales on a lizard.
I guess we’ll find out. You know he will try to have it removed because he assumes that even honest reviews are trolls. Ironic considering his five star reviews are clearly his friends and family.
Amazon also weighs Verified Purchase reviews much more heavily in your star rating, tends to show them first at the top of the reviews and also most saavy customers looks for Verified Purchase reviews as serious.
If you've got the 2.99 for a Kindle copy... It's worth giving Patrick the nickel or whatever he makes on it.
On the review itself. Come on, man, you know he personally responds to every negative review. Dude can't handle criticism, he's been doing this shit for years longer than we've even known about him.
Why does he think that that doesn't make him look way worse?
Are there really a lot of big time, published authors who are claiming negative reviews on their books are a conspiracy and calling reviewers pathetic?
Responded and, surprise surprise, he's blaming us: "Oh look, a "verified purchase" one day after your little subreddit came up with a plan to abuse the ratings and return system in order to continue your obsessive little vendetta. How pathetic."
38 comments
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-25
I heard the author harasses children for sexual reasons.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-04-25
Wait are we talking about Anthony Cumia's book, or someone elses? I'm so confused.
1 throwbenny 2019-04-25
*favors
1 JesusHDice 2019-04-25
This is helpful
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-25
excellent work, Officer👮 . You’ve once again brought a sick man who pushes scientific nonsense to justice. You’re doing the Lords work, he is very pleased. Amen. 🙏🏻
1 IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-04-25
Downvoted for the emojis.
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-25
🆒
1 A_TIME_TO_RAPE 2019-04-25
That's just an honest review. What am I supposed to be seeing here?
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-04-25
That he is legitimately bad.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
He responded and the reviewer wrote back in the comments.
1 Quackafella_Records 2019-04-25
This can also describe any of those shitty Marvel movies
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-25
Careful what you say about comicfag movies, we have users here like /u/christopher_barton who are grown men that still read comic books and participate in online forums related to them every single day.
1 Quackafella_Records 2019-04-25
My apologies. Will watch what I say about the sacred cow that is Marvel.
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-25
A sacred cow worshipped mainly by cows. Unless you're a scrawny involuntary homosexual like /u/christopher_barton. I imagine he is covered in acne like scales on a lizard.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-25
So how does this work?
Does a 'verified purchase' mean that the comment cannot be reported by the author and possibly be removed if it looks suspicious?
Can a 'verified' comment say basically anything short of slander?
As a reader and pundit, I'm keen to know!
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-25
I guess we’ll find out. You know he will try to have it removed because he assumes that even honest reviews are trolls. Ironic considering his five star reviews are clearly his friends and family.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
I've been curious about that. Can an author really dispute their reviews on Amazon? That seems crazy.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-04-25
This piece of shit reviewed his own book through Goodreads website. Not sure how the heck that is allowed.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
Amazon also weighs Verified Purchase reviews much more heavily in your star rating, tends to show them first at the top of the reviews and also most saavy customers looks for Verified Purchase reviews as serious.
If you've got the 2.99 for a Kindle copy... It's worth giving Patrick the nickel or whatever he makes on it.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-25
And who knows, I might genuinely love his writing style.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 FrankWant 2019-04-25
He already responded to it like the whiny bitch he is.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-25
“Dear little one...”
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
He did? Where?
1 FrankWant 2019-04-25
On the review itself. Come on, man, you know he personally responds to every negative review. Dude can't handle criticism, he's been doing this shit for years longer than we've even known about him.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
Oh I knew that, it just didn't show up on the mobile app.
1 StarbuckAndCasey 2019-04-25
Here. Wow, what an asshole!
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
Why does he think that that doesn't make him look way worse?
Are there really a lot of big time, published authors who are claiming negative reviews on their books are a conspiracy and calling reviewers pathetic?
1 SensibleKeks 2019-04-25
Is there a way to report Fatrick to Amazon about this? I would not think bullying people into giving a good review is an acceptable practice.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
There's a report abuse button on his comment.
1 GinFoss 2019-04-25
I honestly would just leave it alone. Having that response sitting there to a well-reasoned review makes him look like a fucking lunatic.
1 spams_seed 2019-04-25
looks like the reviewer replied to patrick's dumb shit and is perplexed
1 StarbuckAndCasey 2019-04-25
Oh my god, I'm dying. Will add this to my other post as an update. Thanks!
1 tooth_repair 2019-04-25
I cannot see this on my phone using the app, chrome, or safari, desktop site, nothing.
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-25
Responded and, surprise surprise, he's blaming us: "Oh look, a "verified purchase" one day after your little subreddit came up with a plan to abuse the ratings and return system in order to continue your obsessive little vendetta. How pathetic."
We've broken him.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-04-25
Well... That's like.. your opinion, child.
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1 literalotherkin 2019-04-25
Mr. Manchester rules. Spot on.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-25
Do you think Stephen king responds to bad ratings?