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Holy shit those days with Artie were horrendous "broadcasting".

Nose bridge fighting collapse.

And losing

YEAH BUT HOWARD WEARS A WIG AND HIS WIFE HAS A HORSE FACE AND HIS BOOK WILL SELL 0.0 COPIES

• every dumb nigger in r/howardstern

this is sad

Artie is an extraordinarily huge loser junkie but in that clip he was pretending to fall asleep to show how boring stuttering John was. There are plenty of clips of him legitimately nodding though

Is that the true context? I’ve never seen this before, and avoid watching real clips from the show.

That guy looks like he puts coke on cheese burgers.

That's actually one of his older jokes.

I still remember it from his Gotham set years ago.

Something about being the only fat coke head. Putting lines of coke on veal Parmesan.

I hate his incessant references to Italian food. We get it, you half-Italian fuck

MOOOOOOTZADELLL

Bernie Lomax ass nigga.

Funniest CP media clip I've seen

I’d love to be fat enough to use my top stomach as an arm rest ledge.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.