It was a cold dark space night in space. Space nights were the darkest and coldest kind of nights. Dark, cold, space nights like this were as quiet as a church mouse on a dark, cold, Summers night.
The space outside of the ship was really dark and really cold, the kind of dark and cold you'd see only from a dark chocolate ice cream. Stars like pudding, waiting to be eaten. The ship, The S. S. Butterfinger, zipped through dark space, like a spoon through sherbert. "She's a hungry one tonight!" bellowed Catpain Crunch to his crew of other cereal mascots.
10 comments
1 harnal_the_grayt 2019-04-25
It was a cold dark space night in space. Space nights were the darkest and coldest kind of nights. Dark, cold, space nights like this were as quiet as a church mouse on a dark, cold, Summers night.
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1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-25
The space outside of the ship was really dark and really cold, the kind of dark and cold you'd see only from a dark chocolate ice cream. Stars like pudding, waiting to be eaten. The ship, The S. S. Butterfinger, zipped through dark space, like a spoon through sherbert. "She's a hungry one tonight!" bellowed Catpain Crunch to his crew of other cereal mascots.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-04-25
Little did Captain Crunch know that his first officer, Julian Steele, was some sort of faggot space vampire.
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-04-25
poetry
1 FourzyLogo 2019-04-25
Do you think he was enjoying a nice two beers buzz from drinking two beers while he wrote that?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-04-25
The last line really sold it.
1 throwbenny 2019-04-25
I mostly ignored the text until I saw 'NIGGER'
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-04-25
What is a spacer
1 realestassdude 2019-04-25
I hate this shit makes me laugh out loud and I don’t know a single person I can share it with.
1 Bobdooley83 2019-04-25
Not enough slivers