Hey its the guy that tried to fuck that ugly whore via PM and got called out in a public forum.

Is it?

John got the hardest Red Glare any of us had ever seen. It's incredible he even survived it... He was never the same...

I took a beating for being a creepy internet weirdo, but I'm still here for some reason.

After being exposed like that, why not just delete your account and come up with a new one?

The attention is the primary force keeping him on this acct.

I don't give a fuck and I'm kind of embarrassed on your behalf.

Well, congratulations on your positive outlook.

I don't respect it, but your tenacity is somewhat admirable I guess.

We was only foolin

The Red Glare will be rendered inoperable in no time. The Missile's Silver Scowl will prevail in the end.

Aw man, the name of your finisher sucks.

The Missile is open to suggestions

Got eem

I get the silver/red scowl/glare thing and all but The Rocket's is funny because "the rocket's red glare" is from the American national anthem, which is patriotic and beautiful as well as funny. Yours is just gay and faggy and bad and stupid.

The Missile cares not what others think of him. Also, it's my first day and this is a work in progress

The Red Glare's gonna fucking cripple you, bud. Good luck.

Now he's in the barrel. Boo hoo.

Don't try to be cute. Just take it.

He likes to take them to steam rooms so the balls get floppy. He likes to knead the scrotum skin in his fat tiny hand, while he catches it in his mouth.

He is a fat fuck, but he is fast, he can catch anything in his mouth. When Tyrese moves his dick left and right not a drop is wasted. With precision of a hep C infested machine every bit is consumed.

He even offer a Urethra mouth vacuum, so so does not have to shake off.

Sounds like a science fiction author, I just can't remember his name for the life of me.

You must mean the ISIS sympathizing jihadist Patrick S Tomlinson

Thats the one! He keeps calm and protects minorities.

He was also seen laughing and taking selfies outside of a Sri Lankan church last Sunday.

Pathetic if true.

The Missile has seen the worst of humanity in those steam rooms. He reigned victorious in the end.

Deep in the end

Oh hey it's you. I've been thinking about you lately.

Are you a weirdo?

The Missile thinks you dodged a bullet by not copulating with that harlot

The fact that he was trying to hit it in the first place means he's taken too many bullets already.

If you're swinging and missing at that, maybe it's time to hang up the cleats.

Oh shut the fuck up, you told her cutesy shit like "I was thinking about you". You did more than just throw out a compliment, you actively pursued her on a personal level, that's not tinder talk, you were trying to connect. Go sell your faggy bullshit on some other sub, everyone here sees right through you.

I'm not sure which attention-seeking insecure failure is embaressing himself more lately, Doughboy or crookedmile.

Good, then your suicide note should be error-free