100 percent sure those are chest implants. They don't look like muscles should. Fuck I hate this unfunny cunt.

-World's Greatest Faggot

His writing on being a junkie is actually really good.

Bong Wick

"Thank you for taking him" - Great Britain

Where is he? I haven’t heard anything about him in years.

He was just on Rogan like a week ago.

Cannot say I watched it, just saw it on YT front page

What the fuck was he even promoting? I checked his IMDb and forgetting Sarah Marshall is 11 years old now.

I don't know but I listened to ten minutes and it's the same ten minutes I listened to the last time he was on, they suck each other off and talk about faggotry

No way!

Trying to crack America

I hated those couple years where he was famous.

He reminds of every brit I have ever met

A faggot

His career lived & died with Katy Perry's relevance. She floated him through those years.

Poor Bastard.

Remember when "he just may have started a revolution on the Tonight Show last night"? How's that coming along?

He's my biggest disappointment, I had hoped he woulda offed himself years ago

Thank god for fentanyl, all we really have to do is wait for it

Dude I really wanted to shit on him on jre. But he’s got a real balanced interesting take on his vegetarianism. He’s certainly not a comic, but he can be Interesting sometimes.

Boooooo.

Fair enough.

Nice take, stupid

A homosexual that's fucked every solid 8, 9, and 10 walking around LA.

every 10, 10, and 10 guy

Hey-o!

A homosexual that's fucked every solid 8, 9, and 10 walking around LA.

Was listening to an interview with him. Wife overheard it and was enthralled.

There's something about his faux religiosity that gets girls wet.

Fucked Katy Perry though. His gets a pass for life.

yeah and he got dumped by her for being a fucking sober queer

She did him a favor. He got out before she went completely batshit.

eh, all women are at a baseline batshit level

And having a 4 inch cock max

Fucked Katy Perry though. His gets a pass for life.

I think it's hilarious that Diplo has made an entire career out of:

1) hiring black people in 3rd world countries to make music for him, then paying them a few shekels

2) Trading sex for remixes with girls like M.I.A., Katy Perry and Madonna

hiring black people in 3rd world countries to make music for him, then paying them a few shekels

How does this work?

How does this work?

Diplo is basically making music the same way that musicians made music in the 50s, 60s and 70s, except that he's not being honest about it.

For instance, David Bowie had this huge album called "Let's Dance", but the whole damn thing was basically a Chic record. Bowie just paid them for the album and sang over their tracks.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/how-david-bowie-nile-rodgers-made-lets-dance-a-hit-230290/

Rolling Stone paints the story as some collaborative effort, that Bowie "bumped into Nile Rodgers in a bar." But that's horseshit. Nile Rodgers knew how to write hits, he had a band that could PLAY hits, but he was never going to have a breakout hit because he's a short black dude, making music in an era where that wasn't going to get you on the radio.

So Diplo copied the formula. That's why Diplo has an insane list of remixes, singles and albums. He's not making the music. He just puts his name on it.

Diplo's formula is:

• black dudes writing the music

• (mostly) white girls singing the lyrics (M.I.A., Katy Perry, Madonna, M0)

• Diplo's name on the single / album

It's really crazy when you listen to old Chuck Berry singles, basically half of his songs were sold to white artists who put their name on the single.

Fucking hell, I had no idea about any of that shit except the old Chuch Berry-era stuff.

Sounds like a pure beta mindset. There’s a lot more to life than sex you fucking heathen.

You must be a joy at parties

"The person claiming to be a comedian with the hat"

• Peter Hitchens

'Alleged Comedian' always cracks me up.

He should go vegan

His "revolutionary man of the people" shtick is insufferable, phony and gay. Go date another Rothschild you fake edgy faggot.

Not a homosexual, a complete faggot. Hopefully him and Davidson go on one last horse bender and off themselves. Fuck, they could take Artie, too.

His show Ponderland and his radio 2 show were great. Never saw much of his standup.

It's worse than Rogan's dude.

His standup blows !

I remember first seeing him on a big brother side show discussion show maybe 15 years ago now. It was on a 'digital' channel so nobody really watched. He was the weirdly overly wordy idiot you know but subverting this weird show about reality TV. Then he did a radio show which with his co host matt pointing out how fucking insane everything he said and did was funny.

He's made millions from tours and films and now he can get buy by milking the self help crowd.

No meat because that's unethical, but keep contributing to one of the most violent and destructive industries on the planet. Nice double standard, stupid.

imagine being such a twat that you care more about animals than the human cost of an industry like heroin, and you're proud to admit it

Oi I was on drugs roight?

Fuckin poofter this one

Squirt some ketchup in a brown paper bag and the smell will get more of a reaction than this doohickey.

This is what Stinks thinks he looks like.

Every time he smugly takes a sip out of a cup on a Late night talk show, I'd like to think it's horse cum.

Get Him To The Greek does not hold up. Still unsure why I thought it was funny

I was kind of excited to see that movie and when I did I was disappointed to the point of rage.

The whole "Jeffrey " thing is the highlight of the movie.

A lot of that apatow stuff doesn't unfortunately. Save for Superbad

Was that movie supposed to be a sequel to FSM?

I think so. Guess the popularity of his character in FSM demanded a feature length film

Why not both?

—Artie Lange

Everyone in Get Him To The Greek should die, including and especially Diddy.

Most junkies just eat gummy bears anyway

WHERE'S THE FUCKING BEEFERS

Spaceedge can learn from him. On a side note what’s the consensus, did he take the pen for personal use or sell it?

So if I suckle this nigga’s titty, plant cum gonna squirt out?!

So you're saying he didn't sprinkle that shit on cheeseburgers? (Sorry I know that was unfunny I just didn't see any comments referencing it yet.)