Who knew child snuff films had scripts? Much less multiple drafts?

18  2019-04-24 by chodetomlinson

27 comments

I like how he keeps it a mystery who "they" are.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Tomlinson, but due to our company’s mandate, we are unable to accept unauthorized solicitations. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. If anything changes, we will be the ones to reach out to you.”

ah, they are requesting revisions!

(((they))) want script revisions. Man, Pat's antisemitism might hurt his career if he doesn't watch his temper

WHO GIVES A SHIT. Ive never seen anyone more up their ass and self obsessed. Do you think Zeppelin was telling people, "okay so we're using Gibsons now instead of Fenders and we got the riff so far" NO YOU FAGGOT. YOU HAVE NO TALENT. YOURE NOT THIS GREAT UNTAPPED MIND. YOURE A RUBE WITH THE INTERNET JUST STOP. Okay sorry guys

It is such a seethru brag, a lame attempt to make people feel like he's doing something that makes him successful, when in reality, probably is a screenplay he's writing for some fucking filmmaker geek he knows. If he were even writing a screenplay for something as shitty as a SyFy Channel movie, I'm sure he'd be dropping hints at that. The fact that he's so deliberately vague is all you need to know this is absolutely nothing he's trying to sell us something

He's more vague then Erock ever was.

narcissistic personality disorder is at hand here

He doesn't even have the riff, it's just a blank page 1 of 1.

"Big boy"? More prepubescent references from this arrested development creep.

It's always about "children" or "Big boys" or "little ones". I think he might be into diddling children.

Actually kind of embarrassing he wasn't using final draft in the first place, for an author at least

/u/patrickstomlinson

Guess his “wife” gave him a little extra allowance this week.

It's $250. That's more embarrassing. It's more expensive than Office.

But the fat fuck is allegedly making six figures...

He's got as many figures as Joe Cumia has kids.

He is, child. 250 is pocket change

The new version is buggy as all fuck. Lots of people are jumping off, but you're still expected to use it professionally.

The desktop version of Celtx was pretty good for being free. Then they went to their cloud bullshit. FinalDraft has always been weird.

Is this retard really bragging about his script getting rejected and being too stupid to use the correct software?

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I bet the revisions were to cut the kidfucking by 100%.

This is why the screen is blank.

step up to the big boy software

he's referring to accessing TOR for child porn

Yeah he really comes off like a seasoned screenwriter here... his first time using a scriptwriting program and he uses retarded hashtags like # screenwriting. I hope the white of his blank screen (whic is metaphor for his soul) blissfully distracts from the black nigger animals that Patrick will have to sacrifice his wife to in order to get anywhere in Hollywood

Welp!!!

He’s gotta kill time while his “wife” is getting fucked out by a pack of niggers

Didn’t use industry standard software in the first place a posts a picture of a completely blank page. What an embarrassingly useless faggot. #professionalwriter #genuinelywritingascreenplayImnotlying

Patrick they want substance not formatting.