He really does think he’s a modern day Sam Kinison.

Hopefully his career ends the same way

Aside from carcrash death, he's already self parody embrassing like most of Kinisons output.

Dolla Dolla Bill Yall ...

cringe

Who sucked as well

You didn't like his rendition of Wild Tjing?

I did not

*goat laugh

I can't make it two minutes into his videos, all he does is scream the punchline of each joke

OH OH OHHHHH

How he gets baked and the rambles incoherently on a laptop is considered honing his craft. Really putting in the work.

He’s the most successful hack I can think of. He absolutely sucks

Perfect comment to describe Rogan.

He’s successful because he was one of the first “big names” podcasting and was one of the first announcers for the UFC. People don’t care about ability, they care about familiarity. His stand up is only popular because he’s a name that they know.

That being said, he guessed right by being an early adopter of the UFC and podcasting and it’s paid out for him. Still a hack tho...

When you think about it, puff both sides are the same, man...

Rips bong People should just chill out...

Snorts bullet proof coffee Jaime, pull up that video that great ape sexually assaulting that bear. Whadda beast, dude.

Expelling roid rage at the audience isn’t comedy joe

How's bout I hump a stool then?

You think when he takes his massive protein shits his widdle feet swing on the toilet because they dont touch the ground

I imagine he needs to call his wife in from the other room to help him off the toilet.

He probably has one of those UFC children's step stools.

Yeah, but it's shaped like monkey faces carved out of stone, so it's bad ass.

Jamie, pull up my "Castle Greyskull" playset.

It’s kind of weird. In his interview with Jeff Garlin, (Jeff the fat guy from curb your enthusiasm) Jeff makes fun of people who move around a lot on stage both Joe and Jeff called it “dancing on stage” something like that. Lol joe fucking makes dumb faces and yells. Does he not see the irony of the us ?

(Joe) Cumia : Dudeeee children’s spit is so good for you. 100% Hey Jamie pull that shit up

Jamie : i found a daily mail article. It says that children’s spit does have some vitamins in it.

"50 YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A FORK UP YOUR ASS."

"Ooohhh, this shocks you. This shocks you...."

"You see what's buried beneath y'all stupid mothafuckaaaaaas!" (completely saves the situation by talking black)

(completely saves the situation by talking black)

What better time to practice, "Cultural Appropriation" than going on an angry, racist tirade?

Amirite??

He absolutely nailed it that night. A true pro.

Stop laughing, it's not funny.

That really was a bizarre “interview.”

Hang in there Kramer!!!

Whew, nigga's having a bad set!

I’d like to apologize to the Afro Americans

unfortunately they do laugh

What's with his vitiligo hands?

He has vitiligo.

Do you think he knows how hard he's gripping that mic.

Like a reverse cocock and balls.

Yelling in a weird high pitch voice that is just for the stage

Blue cheese or go eff ones mother!!!

Joey sucked cock for crack back in '86.

Him bouncing up and down with his little midget body while yelling 'DOLLAH DOLLAH BILLS Y'AALL!' is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen from a stand up.

Has anyone ever see Rogan be intentionally funny? Like that bit is hilarious now because of how much the sub laughs at it not because it is funny. I have never seen Rogan actually say something funny.

Many people like Joe Rogan but nobody can describe a bit of his that made them laugh. He is terrible at comedy.

Yeah, he is likeable. Not funny at all but likeable.

Also not that likable.

Not at all I would say.

Every time he gets in his floatation tank he’s haunted by that bit

He had to stop using it because the voices wouldn't stop telling him "you're a short gay man"

What a whacky thing to say at the ATM! This guys a hoot!

The thing with Rogan is that he's so nice to everyone + has the power of his podcast, that everyone's afraid to say he sucks at standup.. and in general.

It was just great how even with all the ball washers in the crowd he had to stand there n eat his balls like the faggot he is when that non joke completely n rightfully bombed

Nice unbuttoned cuffs, stupid.

Not everyone has pathetic Norton esque forearms like you.

Someone on here once said that Rogan "brute forced his way into comedy." I think about that quote all the time watching this shiny chimpanzee muscle his way to the top of various industries.

I bet he can't muscle his way to the top shelf, though.

It's the same lame cheat women comics use with that shitty sing-song punchline delivery they use. They ALL do it. They know it's barely a punchline or worth a shit, but if you over-emphasize it somehow, it makes it "funny." It's amazing how many people like Rogan learn how to crack the code of being an 'entertainer' on stage and basically exist as a human fishing lure without any real substance, talent, or quality.

Hamburger!

Why is he always yelling on stage

A couple guys that I work with scrimped and saved for tickets to his show in our town because they were such fans of his podcast.

They even paid for babysitters and hotel rooms thinking it would be an epic evening.

He said after 10 minutes they were all looking at each other like, “how in the hell does this guy have the nerve to pump up his standup routine like he does?” They ended up leaving early and he pouted about it for the whole next week.

Rogan’s standup ego has been pumped up so hard because all the people who appear on his podcast know that they have to suck his dick if they’re going to have a chance at another appearance. It happens so often that he actually believes that he’s on the level of Carlin or Pryor, but in reality he’s only barely funnier than Whitney Cummings.

He's not naturally funny. At all. It's quite jarring. You would think he would say something funny atleast by accident. But nope, he stinks.

Whitney Cummings is a hoot compared to this bore.

True. But she hasn't realized Rogan's gay.

stare-roids

This is the EXACT expression a man made when I came in his hair. He looked like my namesake here, too.

Gymboree sells shirts with French cuffs? How cute.

Is this a seminar for midgets on how to sell cheap vitamins to truckers?

Vern Troyer did it better.

YOU THINK PEOPLE BUILT THOSE PYRAMIDS SON

His undying fascination with great apes is odd.

I mean he calls himself a comic but is he really known for that. I didn't really know he was a comedian until that mencia shit. He was the dude who played the idiot on Newsradio, hosted Fear Factor and now has a podcast. I guess if say ur a stand up long enough people just believe it like the jew who wrote 40 year old virgin. But what do I know the art of telling stupid jokes I'm just a civilian