That's just embarrassing for everyone involved. Why would a Senator even engage with a manlet?

Why not? How many actual hours does a senator work in a day? I’d say 2 on the high end. The rest of the day is fucking around and going to swanky restaurants and being treated like royalty.

Congress isn't even in session right now, they're all on their Spring Break/Easter Break.

The fuck is this, primary school?

They schedule breaks called recesses, so yeah, the Senate is kind of like grade school for people in their 60s.

Patton doesn't even live in Texas. He's not a constituent. Why bother?

I'm sure a senator for the second largest US state has better things to do. Like going to swanky restaurants and being treated like royalty, for instance.

Depends whether or not you have committee assignments. These guy has em. Also, it’s his “team.” Do you really think a senator is tweeting to Patton?

They don't make freaks like Patton in Texas. Senator was just rubbernecking.

Someone should tweet at this guy about all the loose ends in the open homicide investigation of Patton’s first wife. Perhaps ole Patton took a page out of Jim Jeffries book and “plied her full of drugs”

aye nye! Me fent hand is shaking!

look at that bucket of shit lower right

That bucket of shit is still your president. Cry, faggot.

of course. If you don't like that tub of shit illiterate slob you are automatically a faggot. of course. you fucking dolt

i want to split john cornyn’s toilet tank head wide open with an axe. i hate that motherfucker

He can't be worse than an unfunny liberal politics obsessed comedian.

i was gonna declare you wrong but this bit still stands up https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tt05KC3Add8