"I can only tell a Lie"

“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary heroin deserve neither liberty nor heroin.”

“I take cocaine anally and sniff my daughter’s underwear”

Yeah George, I can't come in today. I'm sick...sick as a dog.

"Your honour, I wouldn't be so cocky as an inventor to show-up wearing bifocals with a stove, after spending the last four days awake shooting heroin through a lightning rod"

he's cute. boop boop.

"I look like I smoked the crack on the liberty Bell"