Due to a recent defamation lawsuit I faced regarding a certain overweight science fiction author, I am legally obligated to clarify some statements that I made on this Internet forum.

53  2019-04-24 by I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA

A few weeks ago, I made the statement that Patrick S. Tomlinson regularly enjoys “shoving a cactus up his ass and smearing diarrhea all over his body, then going to a maternity ward where he rapes and subsequently eats the children there.” While Patrick has never denied doing this, in compliance with my court order I must inform you all that I do not have proof beyond any reasonable doubt that this allegation is true.

7 comments

1  Wolosocu 2019-04-24

I read about this online. His silence on this topic speaks volumes.

1  darklydreamingdayln 2019-04-24

Based on the preponderance of the evidence, we really have no choice but to find him guilty.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-04-24

When are you going to post pictures of the Philippines?

1  I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-24

Not too bad right?

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-04-24

Pretty good brothaman!

1  literalotherkin 2019-04-24

I'd really like him to address these credible accusations. As he pointed out during the whole Kavanaugh thing when multiple people just randomly accuse you of wacky shit this is a credible accusation. So far nothing on his end which is troubling.

1  revolvingmonk 2019-04-24

They ruled it "defamation by omission" because you left out the part where Patrick masturbates as he eats the newborns. Get it right or you'll be sued into the poor house, child.