Uggg that isn’t me. There are like 5 people in my area with the same name as me and same fat fucking face

Calling it now

For real, have we informed apple of the bragging that fatso did about his theft exploits? Im sure they have a number to report shit to.

Shoplifters put up prices for all of us law abiding citizens.

Oopsie daisies!

They'll need to see both sides of our favorite thief to get him, unsymmetrical faggot.

Computers genuinely have a harder time distinguishing between black faces which I find amusing.

Ousmane Bah

It's like Smith over here!!!