This guy puts Joe to shame as a biker

22  2019-04-24 by BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL

21 comments

The article on Motorcycle fatality rate in U.S. by year indicates that the number of motorcycle fatalities in the US has remained about 5000 per year for most of the past decade. In 2006, 13.10 cars out of 100,000 ended up in fatal crashes, while the rate for motorcycles was 72.34 per 100,000 registered motorcycles.

You'd have to have a really low IQ, or be depressed, to ride a motorcycle.

He thinks he's a big tough biker because his veins are coursing with toxic masculinity and the blood of his victims, but in fact he's just a cyclist with an engine.

This guy simply can't ride a motorcycle and the world will be better for it, once he cracks his big fat watermelon all over some curb.

It's not fat, it's a protective layer child.

"it's just my fatty rind, child."

I think "Thruxton" might be the gayest name for a motor vehicle ever.

More like Teddy Thruxton, am I right?

Patrick Thrust-in-son

woah, he is REALLY pushing the limits there, how cool

Did you see the post where he laid it down and got a scratch on his wrist? Shit was gnarly

"Can I do a wheelie, child? Ha... Liz, quick, hop on."

He was distracted by a playground.

well played sir

‘You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Liz... a rebel.’

Looks like a motorcycle for grandma's

Proof that he’s too fat for that motorcycle

Fucking idiot squid rides with sneakers on. Next crash will hopefully be his last one.

Drag the pegs, not your toes, you Stewie Griffin-headed flipper-foot faggot.

Well, he can’t ride a real bike, so why would he wear boots like a biker should? Fucking hipster faggot, you’re a disgrace to bikers in general.

He’s pushing that bikes limits so hard that he clumsily caught his retard shoe on a curb.

Few points of note:

  1. The limits that he is testing are the cargo limits because of his fatness.
  2. Wearing running shoes with laces on a motorcycle is fucking retarded.
  3. Foot pegs are made to scrape the pavement so you know you’ve leaned too far, hitting the pavement with your foot is likewise retarded.