That guy who stole a vape pen is a piece of shit. How on earth somebody that fat shoots heroin is beyond me. Out of all the dumb fucking things to be caught doing? Making off with a vape pen on CCTV has to be the dumbest. And to then brag about stealing iPads on reddit? Seems like the logic of a junk-brained retard.

Anyway I just wanted to open up. Partly because I really hate theives. Out of all the shitty things to do to somebody? Stealing a fifty dollar vape pen from a small business? That's some real degenerate shit right there. Lets all just be thankful we've cut that fat prick loose. Easily the biggest faggot I've ever come across.