SpaceEgde Rant

2  2019-04-24 by 56ColinQuinn

That guy who stole a vape pen is a piece of shit

How on earth somebody that fat shoots heroin is beyond me

Out of all the dumb fucking things to be caught doing

Making off with a vape pen on CCTV has to be the dumbest

And to then brag about stealing iPads on reddit?

Seems like the logic of a junk-brained retard

Anyway I just wanted to open up

Partly because I really hate theives

Out of all the shitty things to do to somebody

Stealing a fifty dollar vape pen from a small business?

That's some real degenerate shit right there

Lets all just be thankful we've cut that fat prick loose

Easily the biggest faggot I've ever come across

2 comments

Im not sure if it was intentional, but I read this as if it were a poem

He should snort the H like Artie, it’s much safer