Why does Patrick use the "S"?

4  2019-04-23 by OkaySeriouslyBro

I have three theories -

  1. To sound like a black woman. Mary J. Blige, Vivica A. Fox, Taraji P. Henderson

  2. To sound like an author, Phillip K. Dick, Arthur C Clark, George R R Martin

  3. To sound wealthy and high class, like any US President from 1933-1969

Clearly he's not trying to separate himself from the other Patrick Tomlinson.

13 comments

1  Ant_Sucks 2019-04-23

It's probably the second. Sci-fi and fantasy is full of authors who want their names to take up more room on the cover than the title.

1  praise_st_mel 2019-04-23

George Martin added the double R to be like Tolkien.

1  flip0pilf 2019-04-23

because his name is like Smith where he’s from

1  J-Bradley1 2019-04-23

To always remind us that he's a total Shithead

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1  peckaface 2019-04-23

The S is to let you know he wants to suck your cock.

1  unknowkid96 2019-04-23

It was a double S but it thought he would have a SUCCESSFUL writing career so he didn't want his evil racist cross burning past to come out.

1  Skip4play 2019-04-23

I think the second.

1  56ColinQuinn 2019-04-23

It stands for 'sliver'

1  Frequent2001 2019-04-23

number two for sure.. he's a pompous piece of shit, introduces himself as Patrick S Tomlinson, author and political firebrand

1  ellencakehorn 2019-04-23

Because "S. S." would be too obvious

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-23

He said on a podcast it was

"to make it sound more official.. I guess.."

Nobody would buy the wealth angle he's clearly struggling. He recently leaned too much weight on one side of his triumph and tore up his shoe. Cut the fat autismo some slack.