Oh my fucking God, that's fantastic... Yeah, Adrienne leaving him didn't bother him at all. He just talks about it on reddit, on stage to a room full of people trying to have fun... What a fucking buzzkill.
No shit, right? Because no lunatic ex-wife would want child support, right? Who the fuck does this guy think he's fooling?
If you knock a broad up, whether you're married or not, she can't just "keep your daughter from you". Especially being a famous author political firebrand with six figures, one would think he could hire a fancy superlawyer to bring her to family court and demand visitation.
Lying mother fucker. Either it ain't your kid, or you gave up custody. Either one is fucking pathetic, stop calling that your daughter.
He's gonna sue 300 people based on the fact that their IP address visited his website... But can't get visitation in court or pay child support? My ass. That kid came out of Jonathan's balls and he knows.
Obviously. Here's what happened : he thought the kid was his and told people "Adrienne wouldn't let me see my kid", but when they finally broke the news to him that it was Jonathan's, he was too embaressed to admit it, so now he just cryptically makes reference to "his daughter" and never elaborates because the truth is so pathetic. Like it never occurred to him "Oh hey, she left me for another guy after I got her pregnant, that's odd timing".... Everything out of this faggot's mouth is deliberately misleading.
Exactly as a guy with a daughter with a ex-wife I know 3 things. 1 nothing can keep u away from ur daughter if want to see her, 2 any woman would want as much support as possible to give her kid the best life possible and 3 any father would pay what he could to give his kid the best life. Pat is full of shit. Plus if ur married and the woman gets pregnant by law the child is yours and the woman has to go to court and prove it's not before u lose any rights or responsibilities towards that child. Pat was shitty husband who didn't knock up his wife and she went to court and proved it. He is the definition of a failure of a husband, father and man
What a simplistic attempt at joke writing. I can't decide if he's as emotionally and intellectually mature as a middle-schooler or just a shameless hack. Of course it might be both
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1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
Please tell me that isn't a photoshop, and is in fact a joke he tells on open mic night
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-23
i want to believe
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-23
100% legit, not a photoshop. He posted it himself in a standup subreddit
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
Oh my fucking God, that's fantastic... Yeah, Adrienne leaving him didn't bother him at all. He just talks about it on reddit, on stage to a room full of people trying to have fun... What a fucking buzzkill.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-23
https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/39urd3/why_call_it_identity_theft/
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
Lol, one comment and it's someone calling him out for copying someone's bit
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-23
https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/3cxqep/forced_perspective/
Here's a joke about how he doesn't have enough quarters to do laundry, where he fights with people in the comment section.
1 nawtfunny 2019-04-23
what a goddamn psycho
1 Skip4play 2019-04-23
Doesnt play well with others.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-23
Everyone knows a good joke involves property tax.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-23
Seems a lot of his insults or jokes have already been used by someone first or they just arent funny.
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
Odd, that statement applies to his books, too. Everything he "creates" is a watered-down version of someone else's creation.
1 ilumty 2019-04-23
OOF
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-23
Yeah. It’d have to be your daughter in order for you to have a beef.
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
Does he really not know that kid isn't his? I mean, he has to know, right? They don't just take your baby away an hand it to another guy.
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-23
He’s buying space toys which would be going to child support for 105% of normal men.
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
No shit, right? Because no lunatic ex-wife would want child support, right? Who the fuck does this guy think he's fooling?
If you knock a broad up, whether you're married or not, she can't just "keep your daughter from you". Especially being a famous author political firebrand with six figures, one would think he could hire a fancy superlawyer to bring her to family court and demand visitation.
Lying mother fucker. Either it ain't your kid, or you gave up custody. Either one is fucking pathetic, stop calling that your daughter.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-23
He's gonna sue 300 people based on the fact that their IP address visited his website... But can't get visitation in court or pay child support? My ass. That kid came out of Jonathan's balls and he knows.
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
Obviously. Here's what happened : he thought the kid was his and told people "Adrienne wouldn't let me see my kid", but when they finally broke the news to him that it was Jonathan's, he was too embaressed to admit it, so now he just cryptically makes reference to "his daughter" and never elaborates because the truth is so pathetic. Like it never occurred to him "Oh hey, she left me for another guy after I got her pregnant, that's odd timing".... Everything out of this faggot's mouth is deliberately misleading.
1 Antmanhop 2019-04-23
Exactly as a guy with a daughter with a ex-wife I know 3 things. 1 nothing can keep u away from ur daughter if want to see her, 2 any woman would want as much support as possible to give her kid the best life possible and 3 any father would pay what he could to give his kid the best life. Pat is full of shit. Plus if ur married and the woman gets pregnant by law the child is yours and the woman has to go to court and prove it's not before u lose any rights or responsibilities towards that child. Pat was shitty husband who didn't knock up his wife and she went to court and proved it. He is the definition of a failure of a husband, father and man
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-23
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-23
This Patrick is a real faggot niggertron
1 MasterPwned 2019-04-23
I'm guessing that's some kind of mechanical tampon.
1 Twatsmash 2019-04-23
Didn’t he call someone this recently? Get some new lame insults you unfunny fat faggot.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-23
Oh we're still doing the made up cool guy words, eh douchetron?
It's not your kid and there no child support in your divorce filing so... Yeah, not sure why you'd get to see somebody else's kid?
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
He's gets away with such bullshit because it never occurs to the average person that anyone would tell such a pathetic lie.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-04-23
What a simplistic attempt at joke writing. I can't decide if he's as emotionally and intellectually mature as a middle-schooler or just a shameless hack. Of course it might be both
1 brothamenarmy 2019-04-23
If he starts breaking down after mentioning his daughter then it would indeed be funny!
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-23
I heard he breaks down crying on stage when talking about Niki
I LOVE... MY BEAUTIFUL SECOND WIFE
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-04-23
How did douche+noun become an insult? I've been called a "douchecanoe" among other things, what does it even mean?
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-23
You made that up right? No one would really put that combination of words together in public intentionally.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-23
Look at that physique, this guy clearly beats Nazi's regularly in a noble display of liberal masculinity.