So I'll be attending gencon but I need some advice....

7  2019-04-23 by telav

I hear it's a haven for pedophiles and rapists, so naturally this fat insurance salesman who ripped off my grandmother will be attending (apparently he writes shitty sci fi rip offs). How should I approach him about getting my nana's money back?

6 comments

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-23

Puddle of AIDS and a toe trigger.

spits on the floor

1  Patrickisapedo 2019-04-23

If you go to his shitty panel on us and in the middle of it stand up and yell "RAMMOOOONNNEEE! PATRICK IS A PEDOPHILE AND A CHILD RAPIST!" and get kicked out you'll be a hero around here for like a day. Inevitable someone will tape it and upload it.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-23

Act like your average neckbeard (shouldn't be that much of a stretch) then during the Q&A portion ask him to address the allegations you read about on the internet.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-23

He'll just deflect, child

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-04-23

Good one. Ask if he misses molesting his child

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-04-23

Tell him you'll go undercover and get more IPs