This is what we’re up against.

82  2019-04-23 by joecumialikestofelch

58 comments

Aren't they supposed to have more style than straight men? Isn't that a thing?

Gays being fashionable and non-pedophiles is a myth.

I mean, they say that gays aren't pedophiles, but they all have the same story about losing their virginity at 16 to a guy twice their age.

He’s not even good at being gay.

I feel like in the old days, the gays that had shaved heads and beards weren't the sissy ones. Effeminate low-t men, straight or gay, really have claimed the beard for themselves.

The reputation of the beard has definitely fallen over time. You used to have to be Macho Man Randy Savage. Now you're considered a savage if you don't meticulously manscape some fruity geometrical design.

Marc maron is a good example

He is in oregon. Beards are everywhere. From hipsters to lumberjacks.

Or suicide. The only act where “surviving” makes you suck at it.

Queer Eye for That Jerry Maguire Guy

When you're running late so you tell your kid to dress himself... and then find out your kid is a massive faggot.

My mom wasn’t home when I was about 6 so I asked my alcoholic grandmother what I should wear and she said whatever and I put on some black shorts and a yellow t-shirt and grandma said “Yeah, that’s good.” Mother came home and asked me what the fuck I was wearing and who allowed me to wear these clothes, I said grandma and she said who would wear yellow with black and beat me. Then grandma called me a snitch and our relationship was never the same, jokes on her because she died black and yellow from liver cirrhosis (she was a nigger).

If your mother really gave a shit what you wore while you were at home then she was a dumb cunt and you should probably kill her.

I blame my grandmother for her poor fashion choices

What else happened?

My father came home and fucked my mouth and ass?

What'd you get him for father's day?

A rose garden

Nothing good, obviously

He’s playing in mommy’s clothes again, cute.

Posing with the only lover that can satisfy him

that gold thing fits perfectly into his ass

He calls it the finger of god

F5?

only the sound of clanking silverware makes sound through the silence

Say sound again.

there is nothing sadder than a desperate old faggot

How? Who gives a shit about this guy? I thought his defining characteristic was that he gained our hate somehow but nobody knows how and everyone forgot about him.

Gay jason ellis

You can just say Jason Ellis, he openly admits to fucking dudes now

Breaking down the fourth wall brotherman. That's the bit. A poor one I will admit.

Wait. He does?

Jason Ellis is a radio host, former pro skateboarder, and competes in mixed martial arts--as a hobby. He is married to a beautiful woman and openly has sex with men and women. What does that make him? We explore what sexuality means beyond labels in this paradigm altering podcast.

From the other dudes link above

I wish he'd make up his mind:

Jason Ellis in 2018:

"Jason Ellis is a radio host, former pro skateboarder, and competes in mixed martial arts--as a hobby. He is married to a beautiful woman and openly has sex with men and women. What does that make him? We explore what sexuality means beyond labels in this paradigm altering podcast."

Jason Ellis in 2016:

"Stern Show fans no doubt remember Jason admitting to being bisexual during his last visit, but he told Howard his sexual exploration has slowed down a bit as of late. For example, he no longer goes to gay glory holes after catching something from an anonymous guy.

"I just got an STD from someone's mouth," Jason admitted. "How nasty do you have to be to have it in your mouth. I didn't know you could do that."

Howard asked Jason if he can really be into his fiancée if he's seeking oral sex from guys. Jason explained that he knows he's not gay and knows he loves Katie."

Really cool shit to be going on about in public. Fucking poser

Looking like the retarded wigger from It’s Always Sunny.

Of course this faggot has a giant golden finger dildo in his apartment

What a wigger faggot.

someone needs to get that big golden finger and do the same thing they did to that lady in clockwork orange

shops in the edge lord for teenagers section at Macys

A face only a woodchipper could love.

Late 20’s, whaaaaaay?

Now that's a photo of a guy who should have left it alone

The Fresh Prince of Whole Foods

His house is filled with dick statues like the old lady from A Clockwork Orange

Keep in mind the gaytard took this picture as he is moving into his new place. Imagine moving boxes looking like a gay juggler or imagine taking a break from moving and putting that outfit on. Either way it's infuriating.

I’ve always thought that Logan Lynn would be the one to shut this place down. That was before SpaceEdge shut the old sub down and took arms against its users.

Gay-Roc

logan just might be gay enough to cause ellen degeneres to self-immolate. which still counts as first degree murder... members of this sub with ellen connections, stand up

A Faggot? Your going to have to be more specific there are so many and they all look the same.

He should quit playing the victim because hes gay. Its not a hard life, anyone can shove large objects up their asshole if they put their mind to it. Trust me.

You can tell how many nazis he's punched.

Pictures like this are why I pray for an apocalyptic societal breakdown.

I'd never have guessed your a faggot in that jacket, gormless mo.

This is actually a pretty cool jacket. Could probably pair with a skinny fit everything for a slimane fit

Speak for yourself; he doesn't get me up in any sort of way.

Lil Wayne has vertiligo?