I bought an eighth once back when I was sixteen and really lost control. It got dark, but I'm sober now. A friend of mine recently tried to motherfuck me, he wore a shirt with a pot leaf on it. This scuuuuuumbag knows I'm in recovery!
I remember him walking off some podcast because they weren't kissing his ass enough. He really thinks he's famous because he had his buddy record him smoking weed for a month and called it a documentary.
He used to get into arguments in the comments of literally every article written about him on the AV Club. The tiniest slight would make him bitch out.
He really thinks he's famous because he had his buddy record him smoking weed for a month and called it a documentary.
the problem is thats exactly why he is famous. that doc came out and a generation of hipsters watched it a bunch because they have no taste and are stupid
i have lost count at the times I came over and that stupid doc was on at someones house or party
he was on the worst season of trailer park boys and could be a worse actor than Jim somehow
He had a really funny podcast back in ‘06 on handheldcomedy.com before he blew up. When he took it to itunes he started inviting too many guests and playing too many games and completely ruined it. He’s been an unfunny cunt ever since and the comedy albums he puts out are embarrassing horseshit.
Way back in the day, he had a regular article on bobanddavid.com where he offered one line reviews of movies, and it was genuinely hilarious. That was probably the early 2000’s and that was the last time he was remotely funny.
He did one of his dumb interviews where he talks over the guest with Jeselnik. I saw it in high school when i thought anything to do with weed was so cool and edgy, I saw it recently and realized the absolute disdain Anthony had for Doug and it makes it very watchable
He makes that face in every photo, like a goddamn teenage girl all wide eyed and duck lipped. It must be true that pot smokers stop maturing at the age they start smoking. Doug is an embarrassment to every casual pot smoker.
I saw him live a month ago because he was down the street. It was super strange to see a 40 some year old man talk about weed like he’s in high school still. He also looks like shit in real life.
60 comments
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-23
Rotfl!!!
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
You know a guy is a winner when he starts smoking pot at the age most people stop.
1 Petworth_dude 2019-04-23
Rogan is a prime example. I don't think he started until he was 30 or 31.
1 AOTV88 2019-04-23
1 Cawdor 2019-04-23
Why would you stop? Are you some kind of quitter?
1 FrankWant 2019-04-23
I bought an eighth once back when I was sixteen and really lost control. It got dark, but I'm sober now. A friend of mine recently tried to motherfuck me, he wore a shirt with a pot leaf on it. This scuuuuuumbag knows I'm in recovery!
1 Cawdor 2019-04-23
You should go to a group I won’t name to keep their “anonymity”. Get a sponsor and work the 12 steps.
I don’t want to say any more and give anything away
1 PlantainNationalism 2019-04-23
Norton really is a bum.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-23
I'm in an anonymous 12 step program for alcoholics.
But I won't say any more. I respect their privacy.
1 AxelSpott 2019-04-23
Yup thats what the comment above yours said already.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-23
Agree to disagree, cunt
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-04-23
You should have titled that Faggot.
1 xxxxxxxxx9xxxxxxxxx 2019-04-23
I remember him walking off some podcast because they weren't kissing his ass enough. He really thinks he's famous because he had his buddy record him smoking weed for a month and called it a documentary.
1 RacksDiciprine 2019-04-23
He is very sensitive. 2 years ago he blocked me for calling him a hack in a non direct tweet. He reads everything posted about him.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-04-23
He used to get into arguments in the comments of literally every article written about him on the AV Club. The tiniest slight would make him bitch out.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-04-23
Faggot
1 lowend73 2019-04-23
Does he have receipts?
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-23
the problem is thats exactly why he is famous. that doc came out and a generation of hipsters watched it a bunch because they have no taste and are stupid
i have lost count at the times I came over and that stupid doc was on at someones house or party
he was on the worst season of trailer park boys and could be a worse actor than Jim somehow
not a fan of Doug
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-23
That was an original Netflix and Chill flick. More couples saw that film than any other that year.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-04-23
It wasn’t even good though. I flipped it on and tapped after 10 minutes. Boring and Unfunny.
He also acts like how a 14 year old does when smoking for the first time. Over exaggerating his “highness” to get laughs...hilarious
1 notasodomite 2019-04-23
He had trailer park boys on and incoherently interrupted them every time they spoke. It was grating.
1 rykorotez 2019-04-23
Benson is an ass but that is a trainwreck of a show. Everyone just seems burned out waiting for something funny to happen. I'd probably walk out too.
1 catscabs 2019-04-23
Strange how upset he is over this podcast considering his is FUCKING boring and awkward because pot isn’t the greatest conversation starter
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-04-23
This cunt is almost 60
1 YosefAL 2019-04-23
He was a veteran comic when Doug Stanhope was just starting
1 TheElDan 2019-04-23
Decrepit loser was an extra in Commando for Christ’s sake.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-23
Hack faggot
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-23
Hate
1 Terahite 2019-04-23
He had a really funny podcast back in ‘06 on handheldcomedy.com before he blew up. When he took it to itunes he started inviting too many guests and playing too many games and completely ruined it. He’s been an unfunny cunt ever since and the comedy albums he puts out are embarrassing horseshit.
1 TheElDan 2019-04-23
Way back in the day, he had a regular article on bobanddavid.com where he offered one line reviews of movies, and it was genuinely hilarious. That was probably the early 2000’s and that was the last time he was remotely funny.
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2019-04-23
He has Geoff Tate on a lot. Geoff Tate sucks. Not the Silent Lucidity singer. The fat woke unfunny comic.
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-23
Insecure hack Faggot. Interacted with him on Twitter and it ended with him sending a passive aggressive dm then Blocking.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-04-23
Ah, the old Anthony Cumia 1-2 shuffle.
1 lowend73 2019-04-23
Two Shirt Tango
1 stevejohnson100 2019-04-23
Did the same to me. Fuckin hack
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-23
Yea I'm hardly unique. That's his move I guess
1 Xtaline 2019-04-23
I take it you went back to obscurity?
1 jdcoop17 2019-04-23
Faggot
1 djblaze666 2019-04-23
Nice shoe polish hair
1 yoyt66 2019-04-23
He did one of his dumb interviews where he talks over the guest with Jeselnik. I saw it in high school when i thought anything to do with weed was so cool and edgy, I saw it recently and realized the absolute disdain Anthony had for Doug and it makes it very watchable
1 TheElDan 2019-04-23
I don’t like David Cross all that much either but he has a similar interview on Getting Doug With High and his disdain for Doug is pretty great.
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2019-04-23
Wait...weed? Lmao
1 Ziggle3406 2019-04-23
Yaaaaas queen slay!
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-23
This dude is in his fifties.
1 DickSlit 2019-04-23
He makes that face in every photo, like a goddamn teenage girl all wide eyed and duck lipped. It must be true that pot smokers stop maturing at the age they start smoking. Doug is an embarrassment to every casual pot smoker.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-04-23
Enough said. Tubby bitch hack.
1 jayisbaked 2019-04-23
As someone who enjoys smoking reefer on most days, I gotta say I can’t stand this homo.
1 lowend73 2019-04-23
Most people who are "celebrities " and love talking about smoking weed are.
Snoop, Doug, Joe's, etc, etc, etc.
1 Thizzordie010 2019-04-23
my weed is better than your weed tho bro
1 notasodomite 2019-04-23
I think he's saying Zipp It
1 TheElDan 2019-04-23
He got caught fantasizing about sucking his own dick.
1 daveyistheman 2019-04-23
Stop posting pictures of this! Every thyme I see it, I bust out laughing and disrupt the entire Panera!! 😆
1 HEADQUARTER6wastaken 2019-04-23
"Getting Doug With High"? Get it? Because he's a stoner and makes grammatical errors! Pinnacle of comedy.
1 brandoniskindadead 2019-04-23
I’m 27 and this asshole is older than my dad.
1 catscabs 2019-04-23
I saw him live a month ago because he was down the street. It was super strange to see a 40 some year old man talk about weed like he’s in high school still. He also looks like shit in real life.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-04-23
*56 some year old man
1 catscabs 2019-04-23
Holy fuck I had no idea he was that old.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-04-23
Esophageal cancer will motherfuck this guy hopefully
1 Taureg01 2019-04-23
He was on Jason Ellis today and tried to claim he was quick witted. The guy is so dull and lifeless its like having a corpse in studio.
1 BeerCanThick 2019-04-23
He's older than he looks. He's almost 60 and his whole schtick is DUDE WEED LMAO.