It must be a porn

Pocket snakes in her plain

Id like to enter the front girls cockpit

Oh i mean i would enjoy inserting my erect penis into her vagina and or anus, for sexual gratification, based on her appearance

SINNER

She is a little cutie

I thought for a second it was St. Falcone

Maybe if I had a parachute and no flights over water

i want to hear an all female black box recording

you know two women have crashed a plane before

"Ooh a white sale."

"That's Mount Kilimanjaro."

[Hemingway stuff]

For real? I'd have sex with all 3 of them at the same time.

3 young, clean, professional individuals, cramped in a tiny cockpit, a mile above the earth, the decision to plummet into a mountain entirely my own?

I'm gonna spend 4 hours wearing all 3 of these cuties out until I have to stop because I need a gallon of water or I'll freeze up like The Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz.

Do you wanna compare dicks and like touch em together and feel that intimate electrical sensation and like maybe kiss and squeeze butts and pull on each other's weiners or something?

By far, the most repulsive, repugnant thing I’ve ever read. Happily facilitating the destruction of society through degeneracy and perversion like so many other delinquents and perverse, morally bankrupt, millennial scoundrels. You and your modern families. You will certainly burn for your grotesque ramblings and I will shed no tears when you do.

Applying their lipstick at 50,000 feet

I don't want my girlfriend to put her pussy in my face suddenly, I'll shriek and octopus away. It's just too intimate. When I smell it and it smells good it's so lovely. But I can't accept ever sniffing it and it's trash. I'd have to dump her on the freeway near a rest stop and begin a new life. Just too intimate. I sperg it out. I can't change a multi-year good smelling pussy record by smelling it when it's acrid.

Just can't do it.

So to maintain this record now I tell her to shower thoroughly before any sexual encounter. It's all I can do to prevent her cunt stink from ruining our relationship.

I don't even know if it ever stinks. I treat vaginas like older guys at the maternity ward.

I encounter a vagina and it's like a Rubik's Cube: a puzzle to be solved as quickly as possible.

But vaginas don't like that.

Anyway I got way off track but I would like these 2 naked vaginas to rub their mildy hairy 30 hour unwarshed cunts all over my face. And I'd be like AWW OOOF YEKKK BLEHHH but then I'd always treasure the memory of her stink like many stinky cunts before her.

Once me and my girlfriend fucked this fat 18 year old with half her head cut to look like a cheetah print, and I stole her soiled panties and walked a mile down Glenn street just holding them to my nose and inhaling her pussy particles. It stunk and boy am I gross!

Nice pussy stench, stupid.

I wrote a long thing then accidentally deleted it but it was funny so mourn it.

I thank you kind sir

I'm taking a flight tomorrow. This is my nightmare.

This future crash is female

Fucking sluts

The Crew of Lion Air flight 610