Anyone seen that Tales from the Crypt episode where the landlord gives a guy a love potion, and it makes the chick he doses it with obsessed with him?

4  2019-04-23 by beigedocumentaryfan

And it's great at first, but she's obsessed -- to the point where she wants sex 24/7, and it drives the guy crazy and he has no choice but to kill her.

And it turns out the landlord hated women, and he gave love potions to lots of desperate guys, because he knew in the end those guys would end up killing the women who became obsessed with them.

ANYWAY, my question:

Is there any woman on earth who you WOULD give that potion to, and never get sick of the fact that she's obsessed with you?

15 comments

1  JuulSantana 2019-04-23

The later it gets, the shorter you should make your posts. Most of us are hammered drunk by now.

1  Air_Rangoon 2019-04-23

Yeah I've had like nine rum and Cokes now.

Is the answer Winona Ryder?

sldkfgjlsjkdgf, so to speak.

1  S0G4T 2019-04-23

Terry Clifford. sorry Braun.

1  darklydreamingdayln 2019-04-23

That show was fucking awesome. Remember the one with Tom Hanks where the guy was fucking old ladies and then killing them and they turned into zombies or some shit? I think Sugar Ray Leonard was in it.

1  crookedmile 2019-04-23

If that show 2 1/2 Men has taught me anything, it's that obsessed women will fuck up your life beyond repair

1  SirSodomy 2019-04-23

Probably that old lady we drove off

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-04-23

Your dad

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-23

i literally just watched that episode wtf

1  beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-23

Ignore the heaven ending, have it set in this reality.

Would you choose a woman

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-23

Would you choose a woman

Have you ever had a chick that obsessed with you?

In theory it sounds awesome, in reality it gets in the way of shit posting on reddit

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-04-23

I never found it believable that Andrew McCarthy would be that into Mariel Hemingway, she wasn’t even hot

1  cardaderdention 2019-04-23

What about the one where Tim Curry plays an entire redneck family who's trying to kill the door to door salesman?

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-23

Mila Jovovich. I am 6'1" after all

1  SibHashian13 2019-04-23

Ur 6’1? Well than you don’t even need any love potion.

1  timallenonacid 2019-04-23

I would give it to Mother, so I would finally get the attention and love I’ve longed for my entire life.