Weird we can’t use Spaceedges real name considering how common of a name it is, especially in his area. Could easily be talking about 5 or 6 other people who visit the same smoke shop just from his neighborhood alone.

131  2019-04-23 by fatnakedninja

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It's like Jones around my area too

There’s like 3 obese guys with lazy eyes on my block alone. Real common.

There is one in your house

Subpoena.

Ben Jurgenhoff

Buck McFucklestein

I know we should be able to say John Smith's name here. Who will know who we are talking about. Its not like his name is Tom Cockstroker or Antwan Apostle or anything. Those are some rare names.

Louie McVapestealer

Lazyeye McKiddlyDiddler.

AYE JERKY! DIS IS LAZYEYE MCKIDDLYDIDDLER. YOU STOLE MY VAPE PEN!

Because that’s how innocent people behave

Only an obese heroin junkie would think that's a tactful excuse.

Brown Patrick Tomlinson

Didn't that calorie chaser brag about being a shoplifter on reddit?

Skywriting, billboards, media mail (junk mail coupons) isn't that expensive. Let's let his neighbors know who they're dealing with.