See you on TV soon, children!

24  2019-04-23 by MonsignorScurrility

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He will eat the whole plate of cookies and drink the entire 6 pack of Zima before the cops lead him out.

If your date runs out of the room to make lemonade the minute you show up, you're fucked

And try to convince Chris to spit roast the decoy with him for an autographed copy of his book. When he refuses he'll call him a nazi.

In the suspects car we found a 6 pack of Miller Lite and multiple copies of Gate Crashers...a sci-fi intersex fiction book.

He wishes he was that funny.

Pat shouldn't joke about that stuff