Take more selfies, faggot.

35  2019-04-23 by joecumialikestofelch

7 comments

My wife dug up a bunch of pictures of me when I was young and showed them to me recently, and I realized something: Every picture of me that exists was taken by other people.

This is an important part of not being a total loser.

In anyone's defense, would you ever want to take a picture of Joe? He's the guy everyone painstakingly crops out for ruining the photo.

I don’t know what it is but even looking at this trash bag turns my stomach. He’s the perfect picture of why I hate Long Island.

Nice boomer headscarf, you doxxing lardass

Easy for a chickenhawk like you to say. Joe "The War Hero" Cumia peeled some of the most challenging and dangerous spuds during his military career. These include potatoes that have heaps of those hard to reach pits.

war hero joe won

nice try tho

His awful shoes are annoying and I can't even see them.