Two guys more hetero than Ant & Joe.

24  2019-04-22 by HuxleyOverOrwell

15 comments

That's a good looking couple.

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Cum drinker.

That's just good manners. Also fuck you if you got a problem with gay people. There are some excellent ngay people out there and I'll be damned if I will just imaginarily stand here and listen to this, child.

You're lucky I can't mouth kiss you.

FAGGOT

Finger guy's right. They look British. It's disgusting.

Jay and Logan are really stepping out.

Of course the robotic CNN guy takes it up the ass.

That's a Vanderbilt you're slandering and I'll have no part of it!

(Nice lawsuit, stupid.)

Jokes on him, I live in a country where slander of public figures is not only legal but obligatory

Just fucking hold hands like a normal couple if that’s what you claim you want from society. Mean mugging the camera like “yeah, take it all in. We’re defiant.”

"Tiny pants! Eat it!"

This is one of the weirdest poses I've seen in a photo. What are they trying to signal here? That they're holding hands and tough? They look like they're actually staring down the photographer.

Going out of your way to hold hands and not smile in a red carpet picture... shuuuuut up

I hate Cooper, and his faggot squinty eyes.