Today's realisation 1/(they're daily, you pleb)
2 2019-04-22 by Toss__Pot
Since the general consensus of doing daily heroin is bad thing (agree/disagree doesn't matter), you can pretty much say/do anything & caveat it with 'Oh well, I used to be addicted to heroin, so it really doesn't matter'. I realised this earlier today after I put 'Colgate Total Whitening' toothpaste on my balls & it stung like fuck, it was almost precisely at this point that I thought to myself 'Oh well, I used to be addicted to heroin, so it really doesn't matter so much'
At least I didn't have a more dangerous addiction, like trying to write scifi novels like madlibs with trite leftist talking points.
2 comments
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-22
How many Nattys you drink so far?
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2019-04-22
Enough to rewrite Vos’ closer/apology but with an added Colgate anecdote.
I liked it.