Today's realisation 1/(they're daily, you pleb)

2  2019-04-22 by Toss__Pot

Since the general consensus of doing daily heroin is bad thing (agree/disagree doesn't matter), you can pretty much say/do anything & caveat it with 'Oh well, I used to be addicted to heroin, so it really doesn't matter'. I realised this earlier today after I put 'Colgate Total Whitening' toothpaste on my balls & it stung like fuck, it was almost precisely at this point that I thought to myself 'Oh well, I used to be addicted to heroin, so it really doesn't matter so much'

At least I didn't have a more dangerous addiction, like trying to write scifi novels like madlibs with trite leftist talking points.

2 comments

How many Nattys you drink so far?

Enough to rewrite Vos’ closer/apology but with an added Colgate anecdote.

I liked it.