Imagine his high pitched 40 year old voice saying “wifey”

Oopsie doodles!

His voice is deeper than you might expect.

What kind of faggot ass grown man takes a picture of every plate of food put in front of him

You know what kind. Posts pictures of food every day, pictures of his wife once every couple weeks. Which do you think he loves more?

Da pink one look like a spaceship

The pink one in no way resembles the Millennium Falcon

In other photos the ring is on her left hand, but middle finger.

SPECULATE SPECULATE

it mean fuck u patrick haha

Beer and cookies for brunch.

This will end well.

Has this pudgy alcoholic ever had a meal without washing it down with some booze?

Have a glass of normal ass orange juice you fucking lush

Nice gallon size bloody mary with all the fixins in every picture of food, child's wifey.

Gigantic mouthfuls of bloody mary probably tastes great while nibbling on pretentious scones.