Bill is looking at that groin hungrily

He's used to prepping

Lavell Crawford looks/sounds/breathes like a human bulldog.

Yet he is actually funny. Unlike current Bill Burr.

I hate Bill Burr more than most here but this obese retard is far from funny. Here's an impression of any of his bits (turns around and fixes hair):

Bugaaaaaahhhhzzzzz (SNORRRRT, LABORED BREATHING) wethuthezzu weth (MUG CROWD)

Wow, you'll admit to that? Fucking bravery of that level is something I'll never achieve.

My transcription is more intelligible than the bit. Good luck. He really does sound like he's going to die at any minute.

I laughed at Dunham once too but I was like 13 so that’s my excuse.

I was 96

We all used to laugh at Patrice and he was only 14

This is the only thing I like from you people. The Bill Burr memes.

What do you mean you people?

Civil rights? That's one movement I'm not willing to march in.

This is the most clever post I've seen on this sub. Yes I know how gay that sentence was

I’d like to think that is his kid and has already grown to that size thus proving the Burr Cuckold