I'm going through some old novels of mine

3  2019-04-22 by PsychopathyRed

I'm throwing out 95% of them, so many are terrible... but nothing as retarded as Gate Crashers.

10 comments

1  KennethFresno 2019-04-22

You should throw out the other 5% too.

1  BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-22

HOLD ON HOLD ON

Yeah maybe he should eat the 5% left over and we give him 100 bucks for every novel he can eat. Sam, write this one down!

1  Superbad415 2019-04-22

THIS IS WHAT I DO!

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-04-22

I know. The 5% are the ones I forgot about and never read. Novels are gay as shit.

1  call_me_winston 2019-04-22

ive been writing the same book for 3 years and nobody has ever read it and theres a part where a guy jerks off into his friends preteen daughters sock and the friend cuts the thumb off the guys jerking hand with bolt cutters but not the other hand in hopes that learning to jerk off with his nondominant hand will somehow rewire the guys brain to stop being a creep

my idiot book is better than fatricks

1  ElFaporino 2019-04-22

I'd read that

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-04-22

Publish it under the pseudonym Patrick S Tomlinson

1  beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-22

What are some fiction books that are actually good? When I think of my favourite books, they're all biographies. As an adult, I've only read one piece of fiction that felt like it was worth the read -- The Long Walk.

Actually, I enjoyed Limmy's Daft Wee Stories. Maybe I'd enjoy some actual comedy. Should really buy Norm's one day soon.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-04-22

Fiction is generally shit.

1  ElFaporino 2019-04-22

Idea: send them to Joe and administer a test if he can finish one and start a fund for any he can pass