Patrick's marriage records include no mention of a "Nicole," "Niki," or "Nikki"? 🤨

32  2019-04-22 by SomervilleDan

32 comments

Try Nickolas.

Annulment?

The only annulment he deserves is the blast to the back of the head followed by a not guilty because of battered wife syndrome.

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I think your pronunciation is off but I know what you are talking abt.

I read Niki's entire Twitter, she isn't married (and never made one political Tweet although she does occasionally like a "orange man bad" tier Tweet).

Niki also doesn't have Instagram, the only place I've seen Pat call her his wife.

Neither have been filmed with a wedding ring either.

I'm not sure Patrick has anyone following him on Instagram that is personally acquainted with them both.

I'm going to go ahead and move Patrick being homosexual to the confirmed column.

Is that the same as fat faggot?

The same

He is not above gaslighting the world that he's a happily married man.

I thought they had the Eiffel Tower pic together?

I'm not denying she took him to Paris one day, I'm denying it was for a honeymoon or that she's married to him.

Something is very, very off. See what happens when two alcoholics get together? Their house is filled with nerf toys, cats and model spaceships. Grandiose illusions.

To be fair she is only photographed with alcohol, usually a blood Mary, when she's out for brunch. Niki has never been photographed at that shit hole called Hooligans and does really work 36 hour shifts sometimes running a small business.

It was when I realized how really despicable Pat is compared to Joe.

Joe leeches from his brother, pretty faggy but funny.

Pat leeches off his girlfriend. Literally drinks all day while she's at work. This is something that just upsets me is how he takes advantage of her.

If anything, she is barely home and Patrick gets to turn it into his own play house.

I deeply feel sadness when I think of her and how little she knows of Patrick's antics when she's not home to be mommy.

What does she do, business wise?

Test black men for cock size and ability to please her.

You're going to think I'm lying it's so good.

You think I would ever doubt the word of a poster here!?

I trust every word you have to say

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Addiction counselor?

She operates a print shop and has been publishing all of his books?

she has a company that creates SEO content

This is why the sub’s content is so slow to creep up in his results, huh?

so she is used to conning rubes

Are you sure he was being fat on a bicycle? I've read on the internet that he's definately not fat

sorry to be a wet blanket, but she's posted about her husband Pat on facebook.

"I'm SO excited to announce my awesome husband Patrick Tomlinson is now a recurring contributor on NASA's Unexplained Files on the Science Channel! The show premieres tonight, but his first appearance airs April 25th. More details here! Please sign up for his mailing list on his website to support him."

Could be a situation where a couple of sad people move in together and occasionally play that they're married. She may have intimacy issues and wants a safe, nonthreatening, uncomplicated distant male relationship.

Nicole is a post op tranny. I’m guessing gay marriage isn’t allowed in his state hence no records.

A+ job blurring those last names. Protecting people's identity is important.

It sure would be a shame if people started questioning his marriage on his instagram...