Do you guys

4  2019-04-22 by timallenonacid

ever get tired of hiding in your mothers basement on holidays, waiting for the extended family to leave so you can finally surface for the day. Gather left overs and booze and begin your “day”. While you wait, scrolling through Instagram photos of friends and ex lovers all having productive happy lives, while you brood in the basement tugging your penis and gaining weight rapidly, becoming more and more “off” and antisocial by the minute? Anyone? Just me? Happy Easter

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I live in mother's attic, thank you very much.

Living in an attic is truly a classy faggot’s move and I, for one, am glad that I live this lifestyle.

Nah I live by myself and think most couples are miserable no matter what they post on social media

No.

I don't

No but I get it. Happy Easter stupid

yes but tripping balls on kratom

I think you meant to post this on r/Chapotraphouse

Sounds like more of a you thing than a me thing.

Oh, look who decided to emerge from their cave! heheheheh

So when's the next time you plan to go outside? when you commit your mass shooting?

I live in Canada, i surface once a year to commit a mass scolding.

Best I'll see out of you is a mass bubble gun shooting. Queen Trudeau isn't doing the image of your faggot country any favors.

You were supposed to be dead 4 weeks ago

It just never works out

I make a lot of money I live in a big house and I fuck attractive girls!

I blew all my savings on drugs, live in my moms basement and only had sex once, 9 years ago