Never made it as a wise man. Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.

128  2019-04-21 by nomobjustice

48 comments

From the face up he looks like he's only 300 lbs

the morbidly obese are wizards at taking face pictures that make them appear only "regular" obese.

Iceberg.

He looks like a nickleback fan.

Niggerfat

more like a greenGAY fan haha..

I'm not a moderator of men...

I'm not a gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

And Smash Mouth.

Did he get the money?

Its in his veins now.

Lucky

Why did this failure take so many fucking selfies?

If I had that face it would never see the light of day I’m not sure what the junkie was thinking

”Will suck cock for a fix”

Why did he brag about stealing ipads and headphones from the apple store only to complain that they had the audacity to brick them with anti theft software.

I think we should ban rehab for opiod junkies.

Looks like Chaz Bono

What does he do for a living? I’m in awe that he seems to not be homeless given what we now know

Panera rejected him. He couldn't even get a job at Subway. Fucking loser probably works at a truck stop Blimpie.

Welfare most likely

He probably claims disability for the goofy eye and earns the rest peddling his stolen vape mods to middle schoolers

Wrll we know where Ant got his ipads from.

Jerking off bums under the Queen's borough bridge for 3 bucks a pop.

In one selfie he was wearing a Warby Parker lab coat and hair cover.

I’m guessing he’s not an engineer, let alone a GED holder, so the coat’s probably stolen or he packed orders in their warehouse before being fired for stealing glasses to fix his fucked up eyes.

Clearly his diet is primarily microwaveable meals. I'd rather be known as Bam Margera "now" outta rehab then have ppl questioning my distance from a school zone.

Are these Everlast lyrics?

nickleback - how you remind me

a decent tune

Oh yeah! Wow you know what? ITS BEEN A WHILE

Nigger, you know who it is.

Honest to God forgot

Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh

Cuz you got a fucked up, and you are a real fat guy.

He should be a security guard, he can watch both ends of a hallway at once.

Oh wait, he is a fucking thief who can't pass a piss test!

Imagine the hell that this retard is in. He has to be fantasizing about becoming a windchime on his estranged parents porch soon.

I'm worried he may be too stupid to realize he's stupid & feel no shame as a consequence of all of this.

He seemed to have an aloof confidence in himself from reading those faggot mod logs.

bam margarine

Ham Margera

He looks like an obese wanna-be science fiction writer..

His left eye collects WIC checks

Dreamy bedroom eyes.

Even his eyeballs are fat.

Worst Steve C cosplay I’ve ever seen

"I have robbed, I have downs"

Almost looks like a poor man's bam margera and by poor man I meant junkie thief ;)

He really took that and was like, "yeah... I look good here"

He just looks like every backwards ass loser you ever come across. Every single thing about him.

It's amazing these people never realise how truly awful they are

Is it gay to actually like that song and Someday?

So much for unbanning everyone. Fucking moron

Ficklehack