america should culturally appropriate bowing

1  2019-04-21 by PatIsAFatHack

handshakes and hugging is a cool gesture, but its also kind of archaic and disgusting.

im not saying we do away with hugging or hand shakes. but they should be reserved for more special moments

bowing shows respect, but we dont need to exchange dna to do it

translation:

ching chong ching. ching chang chong, a chingy chang a ching chong

22 comments

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-21

We got enough weeb shit to deal with.

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-21

Yeah and 90% of it has improved your life

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-21

Maybe fuck pillows with little girls on them and hentai has improved your life.

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-21

didnt they do some technology shit too along the way?

or is that just nip propaganda

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-21

I am sure they have, eating 2 nukes gave them fucked up superhero powers of being really intelligent perverts.

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-21

eating 2 nukes gave them fucked up superhero!powers of being really intelligent perverts.

you mean a human male?

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-21

Like waifu pillows with kids on them?

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-21

Those are illegal in America?

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-21

Not at all! Free fucking country, I am not trying to be morally superior to you in any way, I am as big a piece of shit as you in different ways

Just a touch on the creepy side IMHO.

If that is what floats your boat, fine. But I will tease you a bit.

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-21

If that is what floats your boat, fine. But I will tease you a bit.

thats my stance on it

but Japan really gets so much other shit right its easy to ignore the blurred pussies and the weird humiliating game shows and otaku culture

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-21

I appreciate their warrior culture, I appreciate their ability to adapt quickly to things, shit runs like molasses uphill in winter in the US, but when Japan wants something done, it gets done.

I was initially breaking balls, but credit where it is due.

Dan Carlin is a history podcaster, his current story is covering the Japanese pre ww2 and into ww2. Not quite justifying why they attacked us, but letting you know what was going on within their government that caused it. He gives them a fair break most the time, but minces no words on Nanking,

If you like the culture it is a good listen, but I am a fucking history nerd and that shit isn't for everyone.

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-21

if i wasnt a history fag i wouldnt give two shits about japan

1  literalotherkin 2019-04-21

Let's start by adopting their immigration policies and go from there.

1  Phkna1 2019-04-21

I kind of like their whole vibe on racial purity

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-21

Now this I can get behind!

1  Ant_Sucks 2019-04-21

Isn't this taken from Art of the Deal?

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-21

are you accusing me of reading a book?

lets go faggot, right now

1  Ant_Sucks 2019-04-21

No, but maybe your cellmate read it to you in bed?

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-21

leave Julio out of this esse

1  throwawawyy2 2019-04-21

Ey you talkin to other cholos without papis permission? Ill have that boipussi sent to max no issue maricon

1  Superbad415 2019-04-21

Yeah the Japanese have some cultural ideas that wouldn’t hurt for us to adopt. Hating the Chinese is a good one.

1  Superbad415 2019-04-21

Japan does a lot of things right though. Their 7 elevens are in the same quality as our Whole Foods. Tipping is frowned upon, because it shouldn’t be the patrons responsibility to pay them a livable wage.